Exploding nipples???!!

[islander01]

Okay I just read a post that used the phase "exploding nipples". Is this a new terrorist threat? Or something akin to spontaneous combustion? How does one disarm them? I need to know!

Even though it would make an excellent name for a rock band I now have a most disturbing mental image burned into my brain. thank you thank you very much.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Okay I just read a post that used the phase "exploding nipples". Is this a new terrorist threat? Or something akin to spontaneous combustion? How does one disarm them? I need to know!

Even though it would make an excellent name for a rock band I now have a most disturbing mental image burned into my brain. thank you thank you very much.

"Exploding nipples" are a breakaway group
from the mother organisation
the Terrorist Titties

hope all is clarified now

PS, beware of powdered milk
nudge nudge
wink wink

 

[islander01]

I kept out of the ocean for years after I first saw jaws. now what will I have to give up????

 

[Blue Dolphin]

I kept out of the ocean for years after I first saw jaws. now what will I have to give up????

My tip
any woman asks you lick custard off her nipples

RUN LIKE HELL

 

[cookiejar]

Mine kinda exploded when I breastfed if they got too full...does that count?

 

[islander01]

I cant even bring myself to look at a gumdrop anymore.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

I cant even bring myself to look at a gumdrop anymore.

you are so right
they are passing them off as enemas, but they DONT work at all

and if you do get one
you will meen a VERY SHARP pencil my friend

 

[islander01]

while we are on the subject has the ever been an adult theatre named nippleodean?

 

[islander01]

while we are on the subject has the ever been an adult theatre named nippleodean?

 

[islander01]

Hmm Surely someone out there has somthing they would like to get off there chest?


Har , god I kill me lol

 

[cookiejar]

Hmm Surely someone out there has somthing they would like to get off there chest?


Har , god I kill me lol

I was ignored...my chest deflated..

 

[islander01]

I didnt meen to ignore you cookie
Shall I get me bicycle pump to make amends?

Actually I once heard someone say "if you dont stop breasfeeding that kid( with many brand new teeth) soon, hes gonna have his first gumdrop".

 

[cookiejar]

I didnt meen to ignore you cookie
Shall I get me bicycle pump to make amends?

Actually I once heard someone say "if you dont stop breasfeeding that kid( with many brand new teeth) soon, hes gonna have his first gumdrop".

Lol...that was 6 years ago, and I know the teeth thing well...

 

[islander01]

So were you implying that the sound of an infant crying might detonate you?

 

[cookiejar]

So were you implying that the sound of an infant crying might detonate you?

I think it's called "letdown"...she cried and I was a geyser shooting all over...

 

[islander01]

Geysers??
this is the most frightening thing I have heard since General Jack D Ripper said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids... "

But it sound handy if your out of milk and you want to make pancakes.

 

[cookiejar]

Geysers??
this is the most frightening thing I have heard since General Jack D Ripper said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids... "

But it sound handy if your out of milk and you want to make pancakes.

ROFL... Without getting too technical it didn't come out one huge hole...but I would have 5 or 6 little geysers on one nipple...jesus I can't believe I'm telling this...

 

[islander01]

So Your saying you have twin warheads with simultaneaous multitargeting capabilities?!!

Have You ever worked for Dr. Evil?

 

[cookiejar]

So Your saying you have twin warheads with simultaneaous multitargeting capabilities?!!

Have You ever worked for Dr. Evil?

Nope but the Whitehouse is interested...

 

[whspr]

OMG....You all are killing me over...I'm laughing too hard...
I feel like I stepped into the comedy thread...

Thanks for the laughs!!!

whspr

 

[cookiejar]

OMG....You all are killing me over...I'm laughing too hard...
I feel like I stepped into the comedy thread...

Thanks for the laughs!!!

whspr

Lol...don't mind me whspr...I'm known as a fruitcake here

 

[islander01]

I dont see whats so funny. My dad always told me he fought in the war against the nips, but I always thought he meant the Japanese.

 

[cookiejar]

I dont see whats so funny. My dad always told me he fought in the war against the nips, but I always thought he meant the Japanese.

Great comeback...

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Lol...don't mind me whspr...I'm known as a fruitcake here

I have been doing some research, the people you need to contact are

National Institution for Personal Protection Ensuring Longterm Safety
aka

NIPPLES


they are a subdivision of

the Trapping Insurgent Terrorists Society
aka

TITS

 

[cookiejar]

I have been doing some research, the people you need to contact are

National Institution for Personal Protection Ensuring Longterm Safety
aka

NIPPLES


they are a subdivision of

the Trapping Insurgent Terrorists Society
aka

TITS

Sheesh BD...everyone's a comedian here...

Be vewwy careful...I may get out the big guns...the whole boobie...