Experts

[someplace]

Sadly, I'm not of much use to the general body here, although I've been working on my degree in Fluffiology.

Besides "the bleeding obvious", my expert subjects are organizational dynamics, parliamentary procedure, 20th century British china (pre-WWII) and antiquated etiquette. Oh, and I can hold my own on topics about the United Kingdom. That's all...

 

[Harbinger]

I just know a little bit about a lot of things. The only area where I claim any masterful expertise is in gemstones and making jewelry. And I'm pretty handy. I can build a house, run plumbing and electric, carve stone, pour molten bronze, stuff like that.

 

[P. B. Walker]

here i am!
-smirk-

you are SOOOOO late. You are fired. Now go to my room and I'll be there shortly for you to practice for your next job

PBW

 

[christophe]

my experitse lies in the medical field...critical care medicine, pharmacology and fitness/exercise

 

[The Heretic]

If it's above 20 degrees where you live, I'll take option a.

It rarely gets below 20 here; I don't remember the last time it got that cold in the Puget Sound. Right now it varies between 40 and 50. But because it is wet it still feels kind of cold.

 

[The Heretic]

The Heretic lives near me.. I'm sure he would strip for free.

For you two I would pay to strip - if I had the money.

 

[The Heretic]

Ok, on my way. Can you let him know I'd like him naked at the airport waiting for me, please?

I'll be there, but I won't be naked; remember I am too shy to be seen that way in public.

 

[Gusty Wind]

[No message]

 

[The Heretic]

I can't be at the airport to pick you up.. but keep an eye out for The Heretic.. he will be the one on the motorcycle wearing nothing but a big grin.

If I rode my bike naked this time of year you could tell who I was because I would be blue with bits falling off here and there.

 

[freakygirl]

If I rode my bike naked this time of year you could tell who I was because I would be blue with bits falling off here and there.

It's not that cold.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Re: blanketly

dude, risia skye said it in a post. it's gotta be a word.

I am an expert in the fine art of neologism. Do not try this at home.

I also know a great deal of useless information about an odd variety of subjects, to be named at a later date.

RS

 

[intrigued]

All I know anything about is making soap and candles.
Dammit.
And gardening.
Cooking.

And brats.

And what Marksgirl said.

Maybe I'll go back to bed.

 

[woodgie2]

I know the odd thing or two about aerobatic flying, fencing, mountaineering and driving too.

But where I'd actually call myself an expert (to some small degree) would be about Apple Macs. I should do, it's my job. No doubt those who know a bit about me and my posts would call it partisan bordering on the obsessive

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Its not often that I would post but Pc this one is good

They only thing I know is how to be a Pain in the Ass.

But Really I Have worked in a Senior Citzen home. I can make the worst patient eat their meal with out fuss( I'm a great ass wiper)

I also know how to handle a patient in distress.

My job basically is to make sure my Seniors live to the Fullest and make sure they are cared for and happy.

 

[Gusty Wind]

[No message]

 

[The Heretic]

Re: Its not often that I would post but Pc this one is good

My job basically is to make sure my Seniors live to the Fullest and make sure they are cared for and happy.

Well, in about 7 years I will be an old fuddy duddy and you can come play with my ass all day long.

 

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[zipman]

I would have to list Organizational Psychology as my area of expertise, which includes communication, org. cultute, performance management, learning and development and process re-engineering as sub-topics.

Oh yeah, and I would have to say the world of J.R.R. Tolkien as a strong minor, but I can't get you plane tickets there.

 

[Riles]

Let me see, I'm sure I'm an expert at SOMETHING!

My list.
I'm a terrible house keeper so that's out.
I don't really like to cook on a regular basis so that's not it.
I can't read music
I couldn't even adjust my sig line, so computers is DEFINITELY out.
I can't stand grabby kids so mothering isn't it.
I can't remember the names of actors, so movies are out
Animals, well I have good husbandry skills, but that doesn't make me an expert.
*sighs* There has to be SOMETHING!

I KNOW...I make GREAT coffee...and even better popcorn! HA!

Of course they both come “ready to use” but nobody else needs to know that.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I just know a little bit about a lot of things. The only area where I claim any masterful expertise is in gemstones and making jewelry. And I'm pretty handy. I can build a house, run plumbing and electric, carve stone, pour molten bronze, stuff like that.

You're hired!

Hmm... I'm not sure I'm an expert in a damn thing.

I know a little bit about
vet medicine
horses
genetics
herbs for healing
cooking
psychology
human nature

I can't think of a single thing I'd consider myself an expert in.

 

[District Line]

Re: Its not often that I would post but Pc this one is good

They only thing I know is how to be a Pain in the Ass.

But Really I Have worked in a Senior Citzen home. I can make the worst patient eat their meal with out fuss( I'm a great ass wiper)

I also know how to handle a patient in distress.

My job basically is to make sure my Seniors live to the Fullest and make sure they are cared for and happy.

That's excellent.

Many of us tend to block out thoughts of old age and infirmity from our minds. It's something unpleasant and far off in the distance we feel. We don't like dwelling on it, so we push thoughts of it into the background. But time passes faster than we care to think.

Many of us will be (or have been) affected by the adversities of old age, in some way or another.

Your expertise is important. I'm glad people like you are around, my respect goes out to you.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Expertise ... such a butch concept.

I'm getting moist just thinking of all these big, bad, hard experts around here.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Uncle Bill is an expert on Libertarianism...Ayn Rand too.

 

[perks]

I think Rubyfruit is the Burt's Bees product line expert.



Me, uhhh, hmmmmm... no expertise here.