Experts

[Mike Hammer]

A real live expert here on Lit... Can't think of one.

I can name a few that amuse me though.

 

[sexy-girl]

gender/sexual orientation issues i'd say pyper and sexielexie qualify while a lot of us can speak from personel experiences they both seem to know a lot of the facts and studys also


plasticman the subject i know least about in the whole world would be american football ... i don't even know whos in the superbowl

 

[RawHumor]

I'm an expert in Excel.

Other than that, I'm just a fluffy goof.

 

[Azwed]

I probably know more about college football than most.

Yeah you freak.

 

[The Heretic]

WH is an expert on just about everything.

I know lots about automobiles but I would not say I was an expert.

I once had a friend who had a TR5, TR250 or TR6 with a Targa top when I had a TR3A. I really liked how that looked, and I would like to get one someday, but haven't been able to find much info on one or which years and models Triumph offered the Targa top.

 

[seXieleXie]

gender/sexual orientation issues i'd say pyper and sexielexie qualify while a lot of us can speak from personel experiences they both seem to know a lot of the facts and studys also

thank you darlin'
i would say pyper is the anthropology expert and i know more about psychology and queer/feminist theory.

 

[Azwed]

I once had a friend who had a TR5, TR250 or TR6 with a Targa top when I had a TR3A. I really liked how that looked, and I would like to get one someday, but haven't been able to find much info on one or which years and models Triumph offered the Targa top.

I haven't worked much on Triumphs, or really in british cars, there just aren't very many of them around in my area anymore.

There is actually a very small classic sports car dealership nearby where i live. They deal with mostly older british sports cars although they get the occasional fiat or other european sports car. They have the largest concentration of triumphs and Austins that I have ever seen in a non-show enviroment.

 

[RawHumor]

thank you darlin'
i would say pyper is the anthropology expert and i know more about psychology and queer/feminist theory.

Don't forget Frimost. He's done extensive studies on lesbian porn.

 

[Weird Harold]

WH is an expert on just about everything.

No, Weird Harold just has an opinion on "just about everything."

The only thing I can honestly claim "Expertise" in is Troubleshooting or Debugging.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I probably know more about college football than most.

I'm glad, cause that "Eagles-Titans Superbowl" call was a bit off.

 

[lavender]

I'm glad, cause that "Eagles-Titans Superbowl" call was a bit off.

I don't think I called that. I said it would be TB and Philly in the NFC Championship game. I called that from the beginning of the year.

I was more cloudly on the AFC. I just hate Oakland.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I was more cloudly on the AFC. I just hate Oakland.

PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lavie just said something really, REALLY bad.


Beat her up or sumpin'.

 

[The Heretic]

I haven't worked much on Triumphs, or really in british cars, there just aren't very many of them around in my area anymore.

Interesting confession from someone who has a Mini Cooper as his Av.

I know some things about cars, mostly older cars - not the 80's and newer cars - things like the engine in TR3s and TR4s was a tractor engine, and the inline six in a Jag came from a lorry (truck) IIRC.

I like some Brit cars and bikes, they have character and the style is interesting. I also used to mess around with American cars; I used to have some pretty trick setups for Chevys; I had an Offenhauser manifold and three one barrel carbs on a 236 inline six, several multi- carb setups for a 348/409, and some equally trick stuff for a 396/427.

Then there was the time I cleaned out a Corvette collector's garage for him and got all kinds of kewl stuff including a '61 Vette body (sans front end and frame). I wish I had kept that stuff, but I was poor and stupid then. Of course, if I had invested the time and money into the stock market instead I would have made even more money - but where is the fun in that?

 

[Problem Child]

She has a chemical deficiency in her brain which causes her to try and turn nouns into adverbs.

I've realized it's a legitimate disability so I won't rank on her anymore.

 

[lavender]

She has a chemical deficiency in her brain which causes her to try and turn nouns into adverbs.

I've realized it's a legitimate disability so I won't rank on her anymore.

Typo.

(blanketly was just idiocy - I've cured that)

 

[Tungwagger]

I have become quite the expert on belly button lint contemplation...It really is a good tinder for fire starting....

 

[P. B. Walker]

Can I apply for the Expert in Male Masturbation position?

PBW

 

[The Heretic]

I forgot one area of expertise (DOH! *smacks forehead*); I am an expert on Heresy - after all, I am "The Heretic"!

 

[Problem Child]

Typo.

(blanketly was just idiocy - I've cured that)

Did you see the thread where SG said "blanketly"?

I cracked up.

 

[RawHumor]

Can I apply for the Expert in Male Masturbation position?

So that's why you kept trying to watch me in the shower!

You PERV!

 

[P. B. Walker]

So that's why you kept trying to watch me in the shower!

You PERV!

Move your hands dammit.

 

[RawHumor]

Move your hands dammit.

I'm moving them as fast as I can.

I need more lube cap'n!

 

[P. B. Walker]

I'm moving them as fast as I can.

I need more lube cap'n!

Where is that fluffer when you need her??!! Dammit... CUT!

 

[sunstruck]

Is there a "Stump the Experts" thread in the making?

 

[P. B. Walker]

heh heh heh she said "stump"