Ever been caught masturbating?

kittykateater said:
This was about 20 years ago, so I was about 30, and dating a woman who was 3 years younger than me. I'd met her at an office party: her cousin was a coworker of mine. We'd been dating for about a year.

Not me masturbating, but at the end of our date, after a midnight movie and then sharing a banana split at an all-night diner, about 3 AM. We had parked my car in a remote corner of the parking lot of her apartment complex, engine off, lights off, and where there are no street lights anywhere near us. So we thought we couldn't be seen. She had tugged my pants down around my ankles, she had her skirt up, and we were masturbating each other, in the front seat of my car. Suddenly, her mother (who was visiting from out of town) had her face pressed against my car wndow, peering in!

It was embarrrassing for me, but absolutely mortifying to my girlfriend!

Serves her mom right.!!!!!
 
Yes and no.

I was technically caught by a gay friend of my roommate's. Talk about embarrassing. Thankfully I was under the covers so he didn't see anything, but the porno magazine was right there in full sight so I am sure he knew what I was doing. He just barged into my room, didn't know. Not cool!
 
great stories!

mine is a yes and no too.

i was caught once, by my sister.
it was about ten years ago...so i was like 15 or 16, anyway....
i was home alone, and went to take a shower, which turned in to a bath,
and i slide my ass down to the faucet and let the warm water run over
my pussy. i came so hard! i was moaning so loudly...just as i finished and shut off the water i heard a door shut!

i quickly got out and wrapped a towel around me and look out the window just in time to see my sisters car pulling away!

she so heard me. never said anything to me though!
 
Been caught by my wife a few times. I work a night job, so Im in bed late afternoon when shes still up with the kid, and if Im horny -shrug- its easier to take care of things myself. Usually when it happens she'll just tease me a bit, then let me get back to it. Honestly, it helps me along.

However, there was one time that was a bit diffrent. I was feeling pretty horny, but my wife's mother and grandmother were over, so no dice. I went to lay down around my usual bedtime, and pretty much got right into it. Well, two minutes later my wife walks in, instantly sees what Im doing (Im quite sure my face was just a red-facced grin by that point.) and smiles. I figure she'll get whatever she came in for, make a comment, and leave. No, she keeps that big, sexy smile, leans down, and begins to fiercely kiss me. In response to my surprise, she tells me to "save it", and leaves, giving me one last sly, sexy grin. Sure enough, ten minutes later, the inlaws are gone, the kid was taking a nap, and I was getting far, far more than a self-induced handjob.
 
katamaribbw said:
I have never been caught...but caught my man once doing it..he was so embarrassed...and tried acting like he wasn't...boy was that funny!!

"Errr, I was just counting me willies."
 
Not exactly caught, but back in high school I made a video using my webcam. I swore I deleted it, but then my mother seemed to find it on the computer. Boy was that a rough time.
 
I got caught once, while I was driving and all of a sudden I heard the truckers horn....scared me to death...but did I stop .....hell no. It just made me want to get caught more....so I have arranged lots of 'surprises". which sometimes turnout to be so fucking good.

Your Slut
 
wild-thing said:
Mellow Man, how did your mother react?

Pissed, but not shocked. The family pretty much knew of my bad habits :devil:
 
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i remember..

haha was last summer, one really hot night. I had gotten home from work late and sat on bench in garden, it was dark and really late, my gf had gone to bed but i was horny as hell, lookin back i should have gone inside but thought - what the hell.....sat on bench, naked from waste down, strokin away, girl next door had been out late, came round back and was stood watchin me haha....didnt stop though. She watched till i came then calmly went in her house. The smile she gave me next mornin said it all.....
 
So when I moved into my second apartment, it was a sub-basement. I had large windows that extended from my chest up. My windows were below my neighbor's balcony. Many times, someone would be in front of my window talking with my neighbor who was standing on her balcony.
So one night, I was jerking off to this porno in my livingroom. I just so happen to be right next to my window. Obviously, I shut the blinds so not to give anyone a show. Anyway, I'm jerking off and I finally blow my load all over my chest. When I finish, I notice two people talking to my neighbor, right outside my window. At first, I paid no attention to them, because my blinds were closed, but then I noticed that the angle they were at, the could not help but see straight through the blinds and me in my freshly spooged glory! It was a husband and wife.

I didn't make too much eye contact with my neighbor after that.
 
freckles11 said:
great stories!

mine is a yes and no too.

i was caught once, by my sister.
it was about ten years ago...so i was like 15 or 16, anyway....
i was home alone, and went to take a shower, which turned in to a bath,
and i slide my ass down to the faucet and let the warm water run over
my pussy. i came so hard! i was moaning so loudly...just as i finished and shut off the water i heard a door shut!

i quickly got out and wrapped a towel around me and look out the window just in time to see my sisters car pulling away!

she so heard me. never said anything to me though!
Reading a story like this might get me caught sooner that I want to be...
 
freckles11 said:
great stories!

mine is a yes and no too.

i was caught once, by my sister.
it was about ten years ago...so i was like 15 or 16, anyway....
i was home alone, and went to take a shower, which turned in to a bath,
and i slide my ass down to the faucet and let the warm water run over
my pussy. i came so hard! i was moaning so loudly...just as i finished and shut off the water i heard a door shut!

i quickly got out and wrapped a towel around me and look out the window just in time to see my sisters car pulling away!

she so heard me. never said anything to me though!

Yup, I just knocked another one out!
 
When I was in my teens I had a couple of close calls, but never exactly caught, per se.

I caught my last girlfriend masturbating once, in bed, next to me, after a particularly heavy night of sex. What astonished her (and kind of surprised me at the time, too) was the anger I exhibited towards her for this. I didn't yell, but I was pretty pissed. What angered me was her assumption that I wouldn't want to be woken for more! We discussed it and while I finished her clit rub for her, told her that she'd have to ask me next time we were in bed if she wanted to play with herself. She agreed.

It ended up being a rare occurance, because every time she did ask, she got me so freaking hot we ended up rattling the windows.

Wonder how that's working for her now?

MacGuffinn
 
several times. all planned. I get so much more turned on by someone watching. I'm trying to get caught right now.
 
caught by mom

I have been caught quite a few time since I started masturbating, by roommates, girl friends, wives etc.
The two that really come to mind are the first time I got caught.
Whenever I had the house to myself as a kid it was naked time. So one afternoon no one was around, I left my clothes in my bedroom and started hanging out.
I ended up in the living room, on the couch, totally nude stroking my baby slicked cock when my mom and two of her friends walked in.
I didn't notice them walk in until it was way too late, I had to jump up and bolt for my room, past them, hard on bobbing the entire way.
Mom was not amused.

The other really bad one was: I was out by our pool, nude, suntan oiled up stroking away while I listened to my walk man (Note time line, not ipod or but the big old walk man.) I was sitting on the edge of one of the chaise lounges, figuring on shooting my load onto the ground, with my eyes closed. I opened them just as I was about to cum. Of course mom had just stepped up and was reaching to get my attention. Equally horrifiying, right at that moment, I shot off a huge load, most of which splattered on her leg.
 
Holy shit! You jizzed all over your mom's leg? I would have to leave home and never return home!

Although the previous story about the mom and her two friends catching you is good fodder for a good tale! (Minus Mom from the mix!)
 
MacGuffinn said:
What astonished her (and kind of surprised me at the time, too) was the anger I exhibited towards her for this.


My missus used to wank. Sometimes she wanked and then fucked. Sometimes she fucked and then wanked. Sometimes she just fucked. Sometimes she just wanked.

What the hell - it was her pussy. As long as she was having a good time it was fine by me.

:heart:

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Ebolaone said:
Equally horrifiying, right at that moment, I shot off a huge load, most of which splattered on her leg.


And I bet she secretly loved it. If I were you, I'd offer her some more - but aimed better, right up her jacksie......

;-D

swings.
 
This is a good thread. I have several events of masturbation interuptions through my life.

I began spanking the monkey when I was very young...about 4th grade or so. One of my neighbors (boy) and I played house sometimes. We masturbated in front of one another and he licked my cock on two seperate occassions. I only licked his cock once but never really got into it.

Then one of my other neighbors (girl) and I mutal masturbated while in seperate beds. We agreed to take off panties/undershorts and show each other. Never seen each other naked but masturbated under the covers.

Then when I moved and went to another town in the state when I was in 6th grade, that is when I first had a wet dream. My mother never caught me in the act but I'm sure she recognized the sheets moving.

The times I were caught fully naked stroking it was with my g/f but now my wife. That never bothered me but the problem is that I was jacking off to pornos or internet sites. She didn't like that. The reasons for that was I wasn't getting enough sex so I took care of myself.

The only other time and I was nervous but excited too. It was a few yrs ago when I was visiting my sister. My sis is very attractive and always had dreams of loving her. I was sleeping in the guest room and was rubbing one off under the covers. My eyes were closed and thinking about her then suddenly the door opened and heard her voice. I immediately stopped and opened my eyes. She looked down then to my eyes and asked if I wanted breakfast. I said yes and then she left. Never spoke about it but I know she knew I was masturbating. It was so exciting...thought my fantasy was about to cum true but never did.

Anyway, those were my times of being caught.
 
Never been caught. To be honest, I am surprised I've never been caught. Just curious, but are women turned on to find a guy (or woman) they know (spouse, boyfriend, admirer) playing with themselves?
 
luguy said:
Never been caught. To be honest, I am surprised I've never been caught. Just curious, but are women turned on to find a guy (or woman) they know (spouse, boyfriend, admirer) playing with themselves?

My wife loved it. Mind you, she loved getting screwed too of course....

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