Ever been caught masturbating?

[kittykateater]

This was about 20 years ago, so I was about 30, and dating a woman who was 3 years younger than me. I'd met her at an office party: her cousin was a coworker of mine. We'd been dating for about a year.

Not me masturbating, but at the end of our date, after a midnight movie and then sharing a banana split at an all-night diner, about 3 AM. We had parked my car in a remote corner of the parking lot of her apartment complex, engine off, lights off, and where there are no street lights anywhere near us. So we thought we couldn't be seen. She had tugged my pants down around my ankles, she had her skirt up, and we were masturbating each other, in the front seat of my car. Suddenly, her mother (who was visiting from out of town) had her face pressed against my car wndow, peering in!

It was embarrrassing for me, but absolutely mortifying to my girlfriend!

 

[Genrus]

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[PJeremy]

I was in my parents' room (they had one of the only two VCRs in my house at the time) and I had one of my Dad's movies in the VCR. My parents were not due home for hours, so I figured I had some time to enjoy jerking off. I mean, usually, as a teen, masturbation was totally a utilitarian act. Get off, get cleaned up, get on with life. But this time I was watching some decent porn, nude, stroing somewhat slowly, and the windo air conditioner in the room was on.

All of this led to me totally not hearing our next door neighbor, whom we were pretty close with, coming upstairs and opening my parents' door. She was looking for me to help her carry something from her car. I know she had to see me stroking, and certainly saw what was on the screen, but she ignored it, and I told her I would meet her shortly to help her. She was in her mid 40s and was fairly attractive, but nothing came of it. She never mentioned it.

But in my fantasies it ended differently.

 

[HeleneEsq]

WOW What an erotic arousing post!

I was on a business trip away from my man and was feeling especially horny all alone in my hotel room. My man and I often have phone sex and masturbate when we are away from each other. One evening I was really tired and had ordered room service dinner. I had told the room service operator to use their key and leave the food on the table as I would be in the bath and unable to open the door. I got into the hot bath and soaked myself. I was especially horny and rang my man on my mobile. He was lying in bed, talking dirty to me and wanking himself. I lay in the bath, covered in soap suds, and had my feet up on the side of the bath, my legs spread wide and my fingers working feverishly at my cunt, enjoying watching my fingers at work through the bathroom mirror. I had forgotten about the room service. The waiter entered the room and as he passed the bathroom door, which was wide open, I groaned loudly. He looked in and in the mirror he saw my large floating breasts and my legs spread wide with my fingers deep inside my cunt, my back arching as I shuddered in orgasm. I just didn’t care, I even called him in to the bathroom so I could sign the docket, and for a brief moment I thought about pushing him onto the bed and asking him to fuck me.

What an erotic arousing accounting!

 

[setzerfan]

I was caught by my roommate in college. He left for class and I locked the door. I was lying on the bed when I heard the door handle. Since I lived in the dorms, I thought nothing of it because guys were in the hallway messing around all the time. Well, it was my roommate coming back because he forgot something. He unlocked the door and I was there with my cock in my hand. I told him I was putting cream on for jock itch and that is why I locked the door, but he knew better. He got his belongings and high tailed it out of there.

 

[MrHotnspicey]

Setzerfan, Would we be talking about good ole boy, Dennis Setzer?

 

[oriondog]

Jock itch

I was caught by my roommate in college. He left for class and I locked the door. I was lying on the bed when I heard the door handle. Since I lived in the dorms, I thought nothing of it because guys were in the hallway messing around all the time. Well, it was my roommate coming back because he forgot something. He unlocked the door and I was there with my cock in my hand. I told him I was putting cream on for jock itch and that is why I locked the door, but he knew better. He got his belongings and high tailed it out of there.

Can you pass the (jock itch) cream when your done please!!

 

[birchtree70]

caught

The first time i was ever caught in the act probably hooked me on exhibitionism. Our neighbors were having a bbq and i had the house to myself for a litle while so i was doing what i always did at 16 with free time, jerk off. I was completly naked sitting up in my water bed looking at a few different porn mags. I was using suntan oil as lube and since i knew everyone was busy next door didnt worry about all the slap,slap,slapping of my cock and the swishing of the water in the bed. I had been edging for about 30 minutes, a long time for me at that age, when i knew i was ready to blow my load. A split second before spurting my hot cousin Michelle burst into my room. She must have wanted to catch me because there was no mistaking all the commotion coming from my room for anything but jacking off. Her eyes went straight to my cock as she burst in wich started to spurt. With my hand wrapped around the base of my cock i watched her expression of total awe as i shot 4 or 5 long thick ropes of jizz up onto my chest and stomach. She finally glanced at my face, said "sorry, i was looking for greg." and quickly backe out of my room. Those 10 or 12 seconds are burned into my memory and have often jerked off thinking of that shocked awed look on her face.

 

[CuriousSweetness]

Dose of my own meds

I've always been afraid of getting caught so, I developed this technique of subtly crossing my legs together and squeezing my thighs so that whenever or whereever the mood strikes me, I can get off.

But my favourite memory...

I was at the pharmacy and the store was empty save for me and the pharmacist. My panties that were kind of tight that day and I was really bored, so I decided to finish reading a story posted on this site on my mobile. Naturally I got kind of horny and decided to risk it since no one was around.

It was going really good until this really cute guy walked in and the pharamcist came out to him. I kept going cause I figured I could handle it; its nothing I haven't done before.

But, my orgasm really sneaked up on me and the guy had to chose the seat next me.

When I came I tried to disguise it by having a coughing fit, but silly me dropped my mobile and the cutie picked it up and saw what I was reading.

All I could do was smile and thank him and hope my cum didn't soak right through my panties to my skirt.

 

[yogiforlife]

re

I almost got caught once. I was home alone, watching one of the parents Porno's I had found in their bedroom closet. My Mom came home from work sick. Luckily she walked right by the living room and headed into the bathroom. I managed to cover up and return the tape to the closet before she came out.

 

[yumsum]

Yeah, my mother caught me .. so embarrasing. I wonder if she still remembers.

 

[yogiforlife]

re

Hows this for irony......i post how I've never been caught and low and behold, I almost get caught last night. I'll have to come up with some excuse as to why I didn't answer the door when it was obvious I was home. Hopefully my visitor didn't try and peak in through the blinds, which I believe they did, might not have gotten a clear look, but I'm not sure.

 

[Alexit_Deep]

Many times, most on purpose.

 

[iamtheway]

my sister caught me when I was 13 or 14, and still never lived it down

 

[yorksguy]

caught in the woods

Got caught once while walking the dog

used to hate walking the dog when younger so used to take a porn mag with me and go to the local woods, id let the dog go and sit on a rock or bottom of a tree looking through the pages of the mag. It used to have the obvious results and id soon have a hard on, then my pants would be open and id be stroking myself.
As i got bolder i got to the stage where id take my pants right off while wanking
Unfortunatly one day i was getting too carried away giving it every thing i had and didnt notice a couple of ramberlers comming up behind me. They never said a word, just looked the other way and carried on.
I just sat there with my cock in my hand going soft. i lost all th urge to continue

 

[swingsncarousels]

Unfortunatly one day i was getting too carried away giving it every thing i had and didnt notice a couple of ramberlers comming up behind me. They never said a word, just looked the other way and carried on.

How truly English. They always seem to know exactly the right thing to do (or not do) in embarrassing situations... I've often wondered why it was the French rather than the English who invented "savoire faire"....

;-D

swings

 

[Dilbo]

Yes.

First time, by my older sister, with whom I shared a room. She had just come in from the shower and I was sitting on my bed, naked, whacking off. She dropped her towel and finished me off with her hands.

Second time, several years later, by my secretary in my office at work. We've now been friends for 20 years.

Third time, by my wife to be and her best friend in her friend's apartment in the City. Result: my first menage-.

Most recent time, by my best friend's married daughter at a cook-out. We've been fucking ever since.

 

[SCAR3CROW]

I was caught by my next door neighbour. She came over to see how things were cause there was no car and the back door was wide open (big mistake on my part)

She heard sounds of my TV playing and came in to check it out. There I was stark naked whacking off to a college cheerleader competition.

She ran right out and went home with a pale look on her face. We very rarely spoke after that and i never watched another cheerleader comp...:s

 

[jubnits]

your own meds

Sweet story. A very hot image - you going at it furtively, cumming with the guy (me?) next to you.
I would patronize your pharmacy regularly!
Closest I ever came (ha) to being caught was late at work, thinking no one was around, stroking in front of video on the computer in a locked office. Suddenly, I heard a key in the lock, managed to get myself tucked away, my female officemate came in, surprised to see me. I stumbled out some explanation, but I was obviously embarrassed and probably a bit flushed, so I bet she knew what I was doing.

I've always been afraid of getting caught so, I developed this technique of subtly crossing my legs together and squeezing my thighs so that whenever or whereever the mood strikes me, I can get off.

But my favourite memory...

I was at the pharmacy and the store was empty save for me and the pharmacist. My panties that were kind of tight that day and I was really bored, so I decided to finish reading a story posted on this site on my mobile. Naturally I got kind of horny and decided to risk it since no one was around.

It was going really good until this really cute guy walked in and the pharamcist came out to him. I kept going cause I figured I could handle it; its nothing I haven't done before.

But, my orgasm really sneaked up on me and the guy had to chose the seat next me.

When I came I tried to disguise it by having a coughing fit, but silly me dropped my mobile and the cutie picked it up and saw what I was reading.

All I could do was smile and thank him and hope my cum didn't soak right through my panties to my skirt.

 

[Bill3250]

Caught Many Times, But.......

The first time was was caught with my dick in my hand was the most exciting and, as it turned out, the most rewarding.

Forgetting my sister had come home from school for the summer, I thought I was home alone and lay naked on my bed, jerking off slowly while a fantasy played behind my closed eyes. I was so involved with my daydream, that I never heard Nicole enter the room until she was sitting on the edge of my bed.

Before I could roll over or cover up, she had her hand on my cock and took over the stroking. She masturbated me until I got over the shock of being caught, the she stripped down, lay beside me, and showed me how to get her off. And that was the start of the most wonderful and exciting summer vacation I can remember.

 

[artracy4621]

Caught Masturbating

I have been caught.
Two times come to mind.
I was in the Navy, off duty, lying in my rack early one morning.
My rack (bed) was looking out from 1st floor onto parking lot not more than 20 - 30 feet away.
I had a nice erection and was j/o when I saw through the curtains two young ladies in a car watching me j/o. I finished and they got an eyeful of shooting cum. Was really erotic being watched.
The other time was when I was about 13 or 14 at home in my den. I was j/o to my new found excitement of masturbation. I noticed the next door lady was watching from her kitchen window. I finished and she got an eyeful also.
I guess this is where I got my interest in older ladies. I bet I shot (over time) a couple wheelbarrow loads of cum over that woman. Boy, she was hot...I still see her today and would, at her age now, still make love to her if she would have me.

 

[CountryBoy01]

Almost, but not quite three times.

First time I was watching "Who's The Boss" with my brother. (It stared Allisa Millano who I had a big crush on at the time). (I was !3/14) I so was like a typical teenager and hornier than I knew what to do, so I started rubbin' myself. (I didn't want to whip it out with my brother in the room!) I was getting pretty close to comming and building up the nerve to actually pull it out. (Looking back it was all wrong!) My sister came in through the patio and was sitting in my dad's chair, and I didn't hear her come in and looking back I hoped that she couldn't see what I was doing. I looked over when she put down a drink as I heard a sound and she scared me soft. I held out until the show was over....

Second, a bunch of family was over so there was 3 people sharing my room. No time to relive myself as I had no real time in the shower or the bathroom. Everyone went out to do the tourist stuff and I stayed back. I couldn't wait so I crawled onto my bed had my pants open. Someone tried to open the door but it was stuck long enough for me to get myself together. It was my dad telling me I had to go.

Third time was a bit more entertaining and wished I would have been caught sooner. I was living in the house that had been converted into a duplex with a basment suite. The basment suite and my side joined in the laundry/furnace room downstairs. My ex had left a month or so earlier, and the downstairs renters was a couple in thier early 20's. (She was the stuff of a few fantasey's! ) Anyway they had a party and invited me but I had to go to work at midnight. They promised me that it would get real hot as a few girls didn't like to wear much clothing if any at all. I went for a couple of hours and was not too disapointed. They were using my fridge for beer so I left the joining door unlocked. I didn't think to close the upstairs bathroom door when I had a shower. It was well enough away that 'no one' would be around. I was just getting out of the shower and started too pleasure myself when one of her friends came upstair 'cause she needed something. I told her to give me a minute, and threw on some jeans. Only if she would have come 10 minutes sooner, I probably wouldn't have needed to take care of myself!

 

[dawn_of_night]

when i was about 18 i was at the beach...i was so horned up watching the ladies in their bikinis...i started playing with myself under the towel...getting all nice and hard...then a gust of wind came up and blew that damn towel off of me....before i knew it there was prolly 20 ppl that just happened to be looking my way and saw me at full staff pumping away...very embarrassing!

poor b oy. you should have came to my beach

 

[katamaribbw]

I have never been caught...but caught my man once doing it..he was so embarrassed...and tried acting like he wasn't...boy was that funny!!

 

[DarkPools]

No, but I've caught women doing themselves.
Once it was with a very hot girl and this was only the second or so night we'd spent together. The previous evening we had gone at it like fiends and I know she'd come a lot.
We'd fallen asleep together. Then in the middle of the night I was aware of this vigorous thumping sound. I turned in the dark and saw her pleasuring herself madly, back all arched up.
I thought: Whoah.

I watched this spectacle and finally she came. I instantly dived between her thighs and went down on her, and she loved that a LOT.
In a while I was inside her again.