What words can turn you off?

I think "cunt" and "slut" can work both ways with me. you really need to be special to get away with either ;)
 
Bussy. What are we doing here? It's my ass. Just tell me you wanna fuck my ass.
 
Not long after we were first intimate, I asked my girlfriend what she would like me to call it and she said something like muffin , or rose bud (which most people refer to as the anus but whatever) or the Netherlands. Fine, now she is the type of person who is nearly seventy and spells out cuss words, so very modest. I go to meet all of her friend group for the first time and I had a glass of wine before I left for the party.... I told her.....sometime tonight I am going to work all of those words for your nether regions into the conversations in front of your friends. She said , no way! I love a challenge. And the opportunity arose at dinner.... when they asked how we met and I was able to work muffin, rose bud and Netherlands into the very short story. I was looking into her eyes when I said the first one and her eyes got big..... by the time I said the third one she was laughing hysterically and no one but me knew why.

Yeah, and for the record, not crazy about them being used for anatomical parts....... but the words superb and exquisite are my least favorite words in general.
 
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