Ever been caught masturbating?

Nope, he was bloody right, the bastard!

By the age of about thirteen I was wearing glasses. Now I suffer from keratoconus!

That'll teach me! :)
 
I started masturbating very early on in life - I'm guessing from the age of five or six. I'd rub my legs together to give myself a sensation there. Often my deaf father would walk into the room and catch me doing it.

"STOP THAT, YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!"

:eek: yes Dad!

Hasn't stopped me since!

Can I keep going until I need contact lenses?
 
Last night my husband was out with friends and I was really horny so I was playing with myself. He came home and walked in on me. Of course he liked what he saw and asked if I "needed a hand". I was already close to the edge so I told him to wait and finished myself off while he stood there watching me. It felt awesome! Especially knowing he liked what he saw!
 
I once masturbated in the living room while my mother was there; I was reading a book, and then, I placed it by my side so that she wouldn't notice, then I started to masturbate. She DID notice, however, and I was told off (I hasten to add that I was told off for doing it in public, not because my mum is anti-wank). :p
 
My roommate came back while was doing it once. But, I kept a really erratic sleep schedule that semester so the fact that I was in bed in the late afternoon wouldn't have tipped her off. But I was really awkward about it so she could still tell that there was something weird going on.
 
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