Ever been caught masturbating?

[cyber_wryter]

And I learned my lesson because I never got caught using the VACUUM CLEANER again!!!

A true story. Comments are welcome

This has to be was one of the funniest masturbation stories that I have ever read. Oriondog, you can definitely tell a story! I was actually laughing out loud there a couple of times. Oh, and it sounds like you rgodmother was a pretty cool lady too.

 

[swingsncarousels]

masturbating

Never been *caught* eaxactly. My missus used to like me to wank for her though, as she liked watching me shoot and playing with the juice....

;-)

swingsn..

 

[Lelanni]

People have heard me but never really caught me.

I'll leave it at that.

 

[hipskid77]

People have heard me but never really caught me.

I'll leave it at that.

Those lucky people......

 

[oriondog]

Vacuum cleaner

This has to be was one of the funniest masturbation stories that I have ever read. Oriondog, you can definitely tell a story! I was actually laughing out loud there a couple of times. Oh, and it sounds like you rgodmother was a pretty cool lady too.

Yep its funny now, but at the time it was the end of my world as I knew it. The worse week of my young life. You're right my godmother was and still is one cool person. I was in dispair and she was the only person my mother told who reallized it. She was always a tower of strength in the storm.

 

[JayCharles]

sun bathed...

Only once that I remember so clearly...

It was after a big night out with girlfriend and group of friends. We were all a littly dusty by the end of it. We hired a beachhouse for the weekend so we all stayed there overnight.

I woke a little later than everyone else, they had walked down to the beach for a morning stroll. I had the sun streaming through the window, making the room warm, and helping me to be a little more drowsy than usuall.

i rolled over, throwing the heavy blanket off me, embracing the suns warmth. Completely exposed, I coulnt help but touch myself. Slowly at first, but then a little more direct and firm. I licked my palm for a little moisture and continued to celebrate the mornings sun with long steady session.

After what seemed like an hour, and in truth would have only been 4 or 5 minutes, I was coming loud and proud, making noise, and plenty of mess, it was so satisfying.

Then my heart sunk, i heard something, and it wasnt me. I bolted upright, but the sun was too bright, I couldn't see. I knew the laugh, at least one of the two... My lovely girlfriend and one of our close friends didn't go for a walk that morning, they just stayed around the house, made some coffee, and managed to hear the activity.

A video camera captured almost all of the moment thanks to my dear Carmel, but It was the public showing that made me die inside later that day...

 

[Eve_black]

I've never been caught, but there are times when I would like to be. Love this thread! x

 

[timtattoo8888]

when i was about 18 i was at the beach...i was so horned up watching the ladies in their bikinis...i started playing with myself under the towel...getting all nice and hard...then a gust of wind came up and blew that damn towel off of me....before i knew it there was prolly 20 ppl that just happened to be looking my way and saw me at full staff pumping away...very embarrassing!

 

[coolcan]

Yes I have, the wife caught me late at night a couple of times, watching porn in the living room stroking away. She said " What the hell are you doing?" I said I'm doing what you should be taking care of if you were not so tired. She just walked away and went back to bed, and did not say anything about it. Yes I did finish up, I figured I already got caught, I may as well finish what I started. Actually it happened a couple of times just like that. Oh well.

 

[coolcan]

I've never been caught, but there are times when I would like to be. Love this thread! x

I would Love to catch you.....Maybe I would just join in.

 

[jimmyfloyd]

Yes when I was around 14 by my step mother. She had a habit of just walking in my room unannounced (got busted smoking pot this way to) Couldn't really hide anything as I was fully nude pounding away at it . She just kinda laughed and apologised. Still likes to tease me about it 12 years later lol

 

[jcED8723]

never been caught.. i was close though.. watching porn in the living room and aunt was coming in.. played it off really nice or so i thought lol...

wouldnt mind getting caught right now though.. by a hot lady ofcourse

 

[tastemytits]

never been caught.. i was close though.. watching porn in the living room and aunt was coming in.. played it off really nice or so i thought lol...

wouldnt mind getting caught right now though.. by a hot lady ofcourse

I've never been caught either, but what a turn on..... either catching or being caught!

 

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[tastemytits]

Yes, it would be hot. Wish you'd caught me when I was stroking looking at your titties!

OH my, so do I...... It seems I missed out Next time you'll have to turn your cam on yahoo for me.......

 

[timtattoo8888]

actually just got down jacking off to some of the hot pics in this web-site!

 

[bluemoney]

Who me? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/sakmastr/jagoff.gif Naaah

 

[skitzoid]

Yep, been there.

 

[swingsncarousels]

I never had a problem with this once I was out of my teens (my parents had very primitive ideas about it.)

My ladies actually liked to watch me jerk off.

It was not a substitute for full sex, but just part of our normal sex play anyway, and the girls often used to do it too, just for fun, and I liked seeing them doing themselves (and each other) too..

swings

 

[JRinTX]

Got caught once. We had some friends staying with us for a very, very long time, in a small house. So the wife and I didn't have sex for a while. I went to bed early, couldn't sleep so I was laying there and started playing with myself. My wife walked into the bedroom, I tried hide it but it was too late. She asked me if I was playing with myself and I said yes. She told me she wanted to watch. So I pulled the covers back, started playing with myself, she enjoyed watching me and got turned on too. She opened her robe, pulled her night shirt up and started playing with herself. We both looked at each other and played with oursleves till we both cum. She kissed me good night and left to go watch some tv with our friends.

 

[TehDude]

I was caught three times when I was a teen. My mom barged in once in the morning when I was taking care of business, and a second time while watching dad's porn.

My sister caught me in the bathroom, I never heard the end of that.

 

[bluemoney]

I was caught three times when I was a teen. My mom barged in once in the morning when I was taking care of business, and a second time while watching dad's porn.

My sister caught me in the bathroom, I never heard the end of that.

Seems you have a bit of bad luck when it comes to "waxing the carrot".

 

[TehDude]

Seems you have a bit of bad luck when it comes to "waxing the carrot".

Indeed.

 

[laurieteach]

once by my father ....talk about a reminder to lock the door!

 

[MrHotnspicey]

Laurie
I would love to catch you doing that sweet hoo hoo of yours. Then maybe we could do each other.
grinzzzzzz
Spicey