Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

Full Strawberry Supermoon- June 14, 2022.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

How do the cats reach, and turn, the door handle?

We need better door knobs! All they have to do is push on the door.

 

[gga]

We need better door knobs! All they have to do is push on the door.

I would start blocking my door with a chair at night.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, has your slam piece ever yelled ‘Fuck,’ after she straddles you on couch and gets poked by tortilla chip crumbs? Ummm me neither dude.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Dude, has your slam piece ever yelled ‘Fuck,’ after she straddles you on couch and gets poked by tortilla chip crumbs? Ummm me neither dude.

A good ‘Fuck’ or a bad ‘Fuck’?

 

[Joxlrg]

I have never had a bad fuck !!!!

 

[Chillygirl]

my favorite coworker called out today and now I’ll be stuck with the oxygen thieving twat nugget for the day...

 

[Joxlrg]

Good thing you have a Lit friend to vent to anytime you wish
Just PM me anytime

 

[pandaburr]

I’ve never smoked in my life but lately, I keep smelling cigarette smoke while I’m laying in bed. It’s kinda freaking me out…fucking covid. Guarantee it’s the culprit.

 

[TongueLust]

Mercury Post-Shadow Retrograde ends today.

 

[Chillygirl]

Weekends are just too quiet

 

[Mrtenant]

Weekends are just too quiet

well, either you or me need to send dick pics and liven the place up

 

[Chillygirl]

well, either you or me need to send dick pics and liven the place up

Shhhh....I don’t usually tell people about my dick until we’ve chatted a bit!

 

[Mrtenant]

Shhhh....I don’t usually tell people about my dick until we’ve chatted a bit!

Thank you for sharing with me!

Its....soooo.... biggggg!

 

[Chillygirl]

Thank you for sharing with me!

Its....soooo.... biggggg!

Try not to be jealous....not everyone is so naturally blessed!

 

[Mrtenant]

Try not to be jealous....not everyone is so naturally blessed!

Not jealous, but your concern is so sweet. I just wanna, you know, touch it a little. Cross swords. Take a selfie with it and shit. #awestricken

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Might fuck around and celebrate Father’s Day by treating a few of my favorite titty dancers to some China Buffet.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

You are just an awful person and I feel sorry for anyone who crosses your path

 

[cascadiabound]

Got a blister on my handjob thumb...and not in the fun way.

 

[Joxlrg]

Does it mean I'm old if Colonial Penn want's to sell me a policy ??

 

[TongueLust]

Denis Phillips, love him.

 

[TongueLust]

Talk about unsolicited dick pics.

 

[Joxlrg]

Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to snuggle

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If everyone had roller skates instead of feet, would there be cars or would they go rollerblading everywhere?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to snuggle

You know that's a real thing, right? Some people will actually pay for someone to cuddle with them. They miss human touch that much.