Even More Random Thoughts

[Lonelywife1205]

You didn't bring the duct tape?

Nah cause then he couldn’t fix anything around the house when it breaks.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Nah cause then he couldn’t fix anything around the house when it breaks.

I hope you have a great weekend!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Traffic is bad enough, but a cranky pants husband on top of that makes for a pretty miserable night.

Lay your head in his lap. You won’t have to see traffic and his mind will be occupied.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Lay your head in his lap. You won’t have to see traffic and his mind will be occupied.

Pfffttt….last thing I’m gonna do.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Random thought: giving someone a facial seems more romantic than cumming in their mouth. Just my opinion anyways

You'd think so, but it stings the eye, and isn't always easily washed out of hair, or glasses.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

You'd think so, but it stings the eye, and isn't always easily washed out of hair, or glasses.

Good point! I didn't consider that

 

[Lady2020]

Working

 

[Lady2020]

Working 6 straight days because Ms Sexual Harasser took a 4-week vacation abroad.

 

[Chillygirl]

So apparently Ed McMahon was never a spokesman for Publishers Clearing House....



*also do not google Alaskan Snow Dragon *

 

[Animaul]

So apparently Ed McMahon was never a spokesman for Publishers Clearing House....



*also do not google Alaskan Snow Dragon *

That has nothing on the Arabian Gasmask.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

So apparently Ed McMahon was never a spokesman for Publishers Clearing House....



*also do not google Alaskan Snow Dragon *

WHAT?? WTF??

 

[Chillygirl]

That has nothing on the Arabian Gasmask.

Oh crap....someone please clear my google searches if I suddenly die....don’t let my parents see it!

 

[Chillygirl]

WHAT?? WTF??

Yep. Just google Ed McMahon PCH....I’m floored!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Yep. Just google Ed McMahon PCH....I’m floored!

I am really beginning to think we live in a simulation.

 

[Chillygirl]

I am really beginning to think we live in a simulation.

Freaky isn’t it?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Gawd, that high n mighty cunty behavior makes me want to smack her.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Goddamn that was such a refreshing shower

 

[TunnelKing089]

Mr Gazoo

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If I was a male serial killer, I'd get a cat or two. Nobody would ever expect a man with a cat to be a monster.

 

[rycat25]

How long will they keep my pickup this time. Crap.

 

[pandaburr]

I love the sound of rain on the rooftop. I really think I can fall back asleep to this

 

[cheekygirl75]

If I was a male serial killer, I'd get a cat or two. Nobody would ever expect a man with a cat to be a monster.

Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

 

[Jake069258]

USPS... Ugh!!!!!!

 

[TongueLust]

Mercury turned direct, the post-shadow ends on June 18, 2022.

 

[Xerxes82]

Date cancelled on me again, second night in a row.

Need to find something to do tonight. Have one offer, but have to turn it down to avoid awkward situations. So in search of plan b.