Even More Random Thoughts

[Xerxes82]

The yard is finally greening up.

It's only 30 degrees tonight, so I can't enjoy it. But soon. Ish.

 

[VoraciousValue]

No. Once we're at the age where we can take our teeth out, it only gets better.

Hey at 59, they're looking fine/But they're still not a winner/But man alive, at 65/You get a discount when you take them to dinner/At 78, hey, they're looking great/Bending over with a gravy ladle/But if you're talking chicks, at 86/You know, you're still robbing the cradle

Yeah, I like older women/The older they are, the better/They got to take out their teeth to give you a kiss/Or knit you a brand-new sweater/Hey, their house smells just like cornbread/Their hair's a pretty shade of blue/I go insane when they walk with a cane/And orthopedic shoes

 

[rlaflamme]

Just a little bit longer and there will be some pain relief.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I could use a manicure…

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, the hot moms at my kids bus stop dont seem to fully appreciate when I tell them they look like certain Penthouse models from the 90s.

 

[Leigh81]

I kinda enjoy karma porch pirate videos.

 

[TongueLust]

Wtf... I'm on 100.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Another day of pollen kicking my ass

I'll be so glad when it's finally summer

 

[Orchidea73]

Ubi maior minor cessat. Sigh!

 

[rlaflamme]

Some things you just have to fight through.

 

[n8Romantic]

Which bourbon should I pour over this baseball sized ice ball?

I recommend Col. E. H. Taylor Small Batch Bottled in Bond.

 

[TongueLust]

Get your feet checked, and buy those shoes that you need.

 

[rlaflamme]

One day at a time.

 

[LikeableMe]

I see a familiar pattern starting

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude, I live in a weird city and know a lot of weird people and one of my local bars is having Vibrator Races next weekend. Shit is going to be wild with or without me.

 

[TongueLust]

It's a slow haunting.

 

[Chillygirl]

You ever kinda talk to someone but you want to talk to them more but they talk to lots of people so you just think never mind and fade back into the wallpaper? Just me?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You ever kinda talk to someone but you want to talk to them more but they talk to lots of people so you just think never mind and fade back into the wallpaper? Just me?

Yeah I guess but who wants to get too close to anyone in life. Especially cyber life. Or real life. That would be weird.

 

[Chillygirl]

Yeah I guess but who wants to get too close to anyone in life. Especially cyber life. Or real life. That would be weird.

Yeah cause making connections sucks right? People will just use you and disappoint you....

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Yeah cause making connections sucks right? People will just use you and disappoint you....

No I just disappoint others maybe.

 

[Chillygirl]

No I just disappoint others maybe.

Maybe. Maybe you just think you do. We’re all a disappointment to someone.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Maybe. Maybe you just think you do. We’re all a disappointment to someone.

 

[cheekygirl75]

That was a damn good mango smoothie

 

[LikeableMe]

That was a damn good mango smoothie

I want one!

 

[LikeableMe]

Video games and junk food. This is is why I shouldn’t work Sundays!