Even More Random Thoughts

The yard is finally greening up.

It's only 30 degrees tonight, so I can't enjoy it. But soon. Ish.
 
No. Once we're at the age where we can take our teeth out, it only gets better.
Hey at 59, they're looking fine/But they're still not a winner/But man alive, at 65/You get a discount when you take them to dinner/At 78, hey, they're looking great/Bending over with a gravy ladle/But if you're talking chicks, at 86/You know, you're still robbing the cradle

Yeah, I like older women/The older they are, the better/They got to take out their teeth to give you a kiss/Or knit you a brand-new sweater/Hey, their house smells just like cornbread/Their hair's a pretty shade of blue/I go insane when they walk with a cane/And orthopedic shoes

 
Dude, the hot moms at my kids bus stop dont seem to fully appreciate when I tell them they look like certain Penthouse models from the 90s.
 
Dude, I live in a weird city and know a lot of weird people and one of my local bars is having Vibrator Races next weekend. Shit is going to be wild with or without me.
 
You ever kinda talk to someone but you want to talk to them more but they talk to lots of people so you just think never mind and fade back into the wallpaper? Just me?
Yeah I guess but who wants to get too close to anyone in life. Especially cyber life. Or real life. That would be weird.
 
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