Even More Random Thoughts

[Modern_drunkard]

Good, then I’ll be first in line.

First day you’d be everyone’s crazy. Everyone’s an alcoholic. And the Unabombr dude does not talk and stays on deck listening to his bluetooth.

 

[TongueLust]

Grrr!

 

[TongueLust]

OK, Papi... bring it!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is it possible to peel a banana using just vaginal muscles? Or maybe crack a nut with them?

 

[Codeman93]

Is it possible to peel a banana using just vaginal muscles? Or maybe crack a nut with them?

Are you gonna try?
If you walk on a plane are you moving faster then it?

 

[TongueLust]

I love seeing certain things, it explains why they became distant for no reason.🕯

 

[EclecticRob]

If a loaded car carrier collides with a SUV, is it considered a two or an eleven vehicle crash?

 

[water_moutina]

Is it possible to peel a banana using just vaginal muscles? Or maybe crack a nut with them?

I'm waiting for someone to say "hold my bear..."

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm waiting for someone to say "hold my bear..."

*smiles*
The thought of those tasks scares me.

 

[LikeableMe]

I have to be up for work in two hours. I’m close to giving up on sleep

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and return all the Victoria Secret Christmas lingerie I bought my slam piece to WalMart in hopes of impressing the hot cashier into a parking lot beej.

 

[TongueLust]

Egun, watch over those truck drivers.

 

[Codeman93]

Is it the fall or the sudden stop?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Taking down the Christmas tree and yard decorations. Wait until after the New Years or do it now before the flood waters of rain that are forecasted for the 3 days before New Year’s Eve.

There was a time I believed in the bad luck urban legend about packing away the Christmas stuff until after the new year had started. I have all of the yard stuff gathered and dry , and ready to pack away until next year , the tree tho , ugh !

I kinda still believe , but kinda also think ,seriously, that’s just not logical.

 

[TongueLust]

Watch your step.

 

[Codeman93]

How far can it go?

 

[TongueLust]

So glad the date changed, and that it's not on my birthday. lol

 

[_valkyrie_]

Half agony, half hope.

 

[AlexBailey]

Medical doctors are really just organic mechanics.

 

[Shi_One81]

Instead of asking someone else about me, have the balls to ask me about me. It’s even in my signature - if you want to know, ask. It’s simple.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

If I have a half-brother, what's the other half?

 

[AlexBailey]

If I have a half-brother, what's the other half?

I’m a half-brother.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I’m a half-brother.

Which half?

 

[Spins]

I probably should not be here

 

[barefootgirl69]

That didn't take long at all.
Maybe that's the problem.
*ponders this revelation*