Even More Random Thoughts

Dude, I talk a lot of shit for a dude whose best talents are at grocery shopping, cooking and drinking wine.
 
It'll be kind of sad to go to the Mall today. But it is one of the biggest, and easiest to shop for Christmas stuff.
 
If there was an e-boning competition, such as “how many different partners in a week”, I wonder who would win

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen!

I'd say it would be fun to find out, but we all know that would explode into a festival of drama, angst, pain and misery long before it was over.

Still, I spent a few minutes pondering where I'd put my quid.
 
Before there were balloons, the ancient Romans inflated pig bladders for their children's birthday parties.


Ben
 
If you keep believing everything, and wishing ill will on people who don't deserve it.

You'll continue to go through it.🕯
 
Raising your children vegetarian/vegan should be considered a form of child abuse and the state should really step in.
 
Tonight I realized I haven’t been in a relationship in my adult life where I haven’t been cheated on.
 
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