Even More Random Thoughts

Might fuck around and get my wife’s Christmas shopping done with all the great Black Friday deals at the CVS pharmacy.
 
I’ve been hit on and asked out twice this week. Did I suddenly develop some sex appeal?? :eek: 😂
 
Feels weird to not have my yearly Apple Cup rivalry. This would have been a good shit talking year.
 
I’m thinking of toning down my dry sense of humour. When people know me, they play along, but those who don’t are misjudging it. I’ll save it for those who give it back :)
 
Why would his old, and probably little dick ass say that.

If someone isn't your type, just move on without getting your one little ball twisted. 🙄
 
When the guys say that you’re acting like a pansy...and you can’t really argue with them.

Lol...sorry boys...I promise it’ll pop back out after Christmas.

Now fuck off nerds. ;)
 
Not everything is love and light, I'll punch you in the throat if I have to... don't get it twisted.🙄
 
LOL aren't they often? "I'm not secure enough in my manhood to post about another man, so for fucks sake, I'm going to skip 10 other people to get to the woman!!" :p

Rbijon is the retired king of that, but there are current contenders to the throne
 
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