Even More Random Thoughts

Might fuck around and put on my old Puma track suit and some Aqua Velva and watch a Sopranos marathon like I was Paulie muh fuckin Walnuts.
 
Might fuck around and eat a bunch of scrambled eggs covered in Cholula Chili Garlic Hot Sauce.
 
Might fuck around and spend the stimulus check I aint getting on a bigger wine fridge and Gilligans Island box set.
 
Might fuck around and tell my wife to use home office instead of kitchen bar stool for dumb conference call. Nobody wants to hear that dumb shit.
 
When you can't see the path before you, either get a broom and sweep that shit clear, or invest in better boots.
 
Muh fuckers drinking 6 White Claws and eatin pavement on their kids scooter and that muh fucker is me.
 
Might fuck around and pick up KFC $30 fill up and watch Willie Nelson videos on Youtube. And also smoke tons of grass.
 
Do this virus takes up to two weeks to show symptoms, but we've been in lockdown four weeks already. I don't understand.
 
This takes me back. How are Ridge, Thorn, and Brooke faring?

I dont know the show well but there is some other chick named Flo who is suspicious of Sally and is trying to dig into her medical records. There is some Wyatt guy who seems alright but he might just wanna fuck this Sally broad. I dont know dude. Shit is crazy and I need a nap.
 
Having a hankering for some fairly specific genres of porn is kind of like buying scratch off lottery tickets. Will I be a winner today?

And most days that answer is no.
 
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