Even More Random Thoughts

[Mr_Underground]

Might fuck around and make breakfast tacos to go with this breakfast beer.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Might fuck around and text one of my slam pieces to see how her tits are managing with out my muh fuckin mouth.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Tenacity is not always a positive attribute.

 

[BlackCashmere]

I really really want a pair of Louis Vuitton Men’s Luxembourg sneakers in Black...

And yes, it is a trivial random...

 

[rlaflamme]

Life is full of surprises.

 

[ydahecnot]

If that is indeed her, that new name would seem too obvious. But who knows

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I tell you what, church ladies know how to get shit done.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

This takes me back. How are Ridge, Thorn, and Brooke faring?

Adding this to the list of random things LW and CW have in common.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

For you Star Trek geeks (like me), some facts:

1. The speed of light is 670 million miles per hour. It is also the speed of "Warp-1."
2. Sub-light speed (or "impulse") is 1/4 of that, or 170 million miles per hour.
3. The equation for going faster than Warp-1 is to multiply 670 million MPH by the cube of the warp.

Warp-4 = (670,000,000) X (4 X 4 X 4) = 42.9 Billion miles per hour.

Warp-5.5 = (670,000,000) X (5.5 X 5.5 X 5.5) = 111.5 Billion miles per hour.

How's that for random?

 

[JennyNo1]

People around this place can give some of the nicest compliments.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Muh fucker getting out of bed, grabbing their nuts and doing 100 pushups like they was Tom Cruise in All The Right Moves and that muh fucker is me.

 

[TongueLust]

It shouldn't be that difficult.

 

[sallycee]

250 days until Christmas.......

 

[ydahecnot]

People around this place can give some of the nicest compliments.

Awww, you always say such sweet things

 

[BlackCashmere]

People around this place can give some of the nicest compliments.

Because you are awesome, and it is more than deserved

 

[Daisy_Love]

Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something

 

[Spins]

Money goes away real damn quick

 

[Esslemont]

Picked up some groceries today....just a few things...$75 worth.
I always carry $100 on me. Old school I guess...

Anyways...paid and got my change....grabbed the groceries and left. Got home and found that I had two twenties and a five in my wallet. Simple enough...put the groceries away and drove back to the store to return the extra $20.

Sorry Sir...I can't take the money back since there is no way to prove that I gave it to
you.

What the shit ass fuck? Almost ten minutes trying to return something that's not mine. Still have the damn $20 in my wallet.

lol....awesome.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at life's quirks.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

People never fail to disappoint... sometimes it just takes a bit longer than others.

 

[IndieGirl00]

another day spent at home, somebody bail me out

 

[Booboobear84]

Picked up some groceries today....just a few things...$75 worth.
I always carry $100 on me. Old school I guess...

Anyways...paid and got my change....grabbed the groceries and left. Got home and found that I had two twenties and a five in my wallet. Simple enough...put the groceries away and drove back to the store to return the extra $20.

Sorry Sir...I can't take the money back since there is no way to prove that I gave it to
you.

What the shit ass fuck? Almost ten minutes trying to return something that's not mine. Still have the damn $20 in my wallet.

lol....awesome.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at life's quirks.

1 I get it
2 I tend to just up my church donation when something like that happens. Lots of folks can use the help these days, but sometimes tricky to find a good responsible charity.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I’m really surprised at how difficult this is for me. Thought it would be a doddle.

 

[ydahecnot]

*looking up “doddle”

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I like Pina Coladas, but NOT getting caught in the rain.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Would a personal ad for a very specific thing be more trouble than it's worth? Maybe. Probably...