Even More Random Thoughts

Going to take a box of Krispy Kreme donuts into a random office building today with a note attached saying ‘Your life sucks muh fucker!’
 
Tacos in the Krispy Kreme box would cause delight amongst some, and disappointment with others. Goes perfectly with your note lol

If them muh fuckers are disappointed with tacos their lives are even more pathetic than my note could convey. Fuck those bitchey cunts.
 
SE Hinton wrote the Outsiders while she was still in High School and I have done nothing with my life.
 
The way they interact is awesome, I love this energy.
#GenuineMatureRespect
 
That watermelon Sangria was fucking amazing. Now that's one I want to recreate at home.
 
Apple has had 13 years of collecting text and iMessage data and still can’t ducking figure out probably the most unwarranted autocorrect word.
 
Stuff I am thinking goes here and here, but not here. Why and how and shit.

Fuck.
 
How long is to long to lay still after waking up trying to figure out what day it is?
 
Why

When I go to a restaurant for dinner, they offer me bread while I wait for my meal. Why is it when I go out for breakfast they don't offer me toast while I wait?
 
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