Even More Random Thoughts

[philos]

If it helps I’ll even throw in a shoulder massage that I promise not to try to turn into anything else.

 

[TongueLust]

They always blame the animals.

 

[DeckardNYC]

There are people on vacation in Cancun and other places right now who don't realize the U.S. has basically shut down.

 

[mnbreastluver]

This is an awkward time to get out of prison.

 

[Girly_girl]

Please remember to thank your veterinarian and their staff, people often forget they are health care workers, as the patients are not human. They are all risking exposure to take care of your fur babies.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Please remember to thank your veterinarian and their staff, people often forget they are health care workers, as the patients are not human. They are all risking exposure to take care of your fur babies.

Mine sadly canceled my appointment. So I could not.

 

[TongueLust]

https://youtu.be/_zrMykBnidM

 

[philos]

After reading the first post here I’ve decided to make some tea.

 

[Xerxes82]

Ignore is truly a beautiful feature.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Perfect, it is. Smiling at bedtime.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Please remember to thank your veterinarian and their staff, people often forget they are health care workers, as the patients are not human. They are all risking exposure to take care of your fur babies.

Love this post......ty for also caring for the fur babies too

 

[mnbreastluver]

You have no idea where the nearest giraffe is.

 

[BongoGal]

Ignore is truly a beautiful feature.

The ignore on Lit is half-assed compared to ignore on Facebook. I have but three people ignored on Facebook, and they may as well not exist as far as I can tell. On here, I can still see evidence of the folks I've ignored.

 

[philos]

You have no idea where the nearest giraffe is.

Strangely enough, I do. I even know their names.

 

[DarkSimian]

Just read that Playboy Magazine is suspending their print magazine, and may not publish a print magazine going forward. The end of an era...

 

[DeckardNYC]

In heavy rains, the NYC sewer system overflows, and raw sewage gets dumped into the East River. That's allot of COVID-19 floating into the ocean.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

In weather forecasts, at what point does partly cloudy become mostly sunny?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

In baseball, a hitter who is successful 3 out of 10 times (a .300 hitter) is considered a good hitter. Yet if the weatherman is right on the forecast only 3 times out of 10 we talk about how bad he is.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’ll go outside with you while you grill the steaks.
Wrap my arms around you, my chest against your back.
Kiss your neck as my fingers go to unbutton your jeans.
“Careful it’s hot.” you’ll tell me.
“And I wanna feel that heat please.” I whisper back.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Formula 1 just needs to ‘call it’ now for 2020, any sport that travels the globe with thousands of people weekly, is doomed this year!

 

[mnbreastluver]

A blind man has a better chance at finding his way out of a dark cave than someone who lost their flashlight.

 

[Spins]

I am a tree

 

[TongueLust]

Why am I thinking about green eyes?

 

[Xerxes82]

How messed up is the human mind? All the stress, all the crap at work and the restrictions from the zombie apocalypse, all the wondering how the bills are going to stay paid or food kept on the table...

And I still turn on the local news, look at the blonde anchor and think to myself, "Damn, she's fucking fine." And, I mean, it's true. She really is.

But don't I have more important things to be spending brain power on right now? Really brain, all the horror and despair on the news and you went straight to fucking the anchor? *shakes head*

I'd be ashamed of myself but, honestly, it's the most normal I've felt all day. Nice to know that some things never change, even if it's being a fuck head.

 

[emsway]

I don’t have to set my alarm. How weird that I should miss that.