Even More Random Thoughts

[Esslemont]

While my Secretary was telling me about her climb to adulthood today,....

I couldn’t stop thinking that fuck, I wish I had of been those stairs.

Sexy young thing.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

It’s all in the eyes. Or, you can do what I do and rub my nipples and whimper.

Subtlety is your middle name. But I'm mostly just jealous that nobody flirts with me. Unless glaring is flirting.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, I tend to bang a lot of women who wear yoga pants so I always yell Namaste when I cum.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Subtlety is your middle name. But I'm mostly just jealous that nobody flirts with me. Unless glaring is flirting.

*pinched your ass as I noticed you here*

 

[Orchidea73]

I really do know how to tell a story.

 

[AficionadoAngel]

So, I got together with one of my married girlfriends yesterday and she asked me what it was like not being able to date for so long during COVID and after telling her how long it had been since I'd had sex, I spilled the beans on having bought a rather large, suction-cup dildo some months ago. Up until then, this was my little secret, but now she knows and I don't doubt that she will tell her husband at the very least. I was nervous about this at first, but now I'm actually quite turned on thinking about when I next see the two of them and they both know about my intimate behavior.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, happy to hear CDC has lifted mask mandates. Been really tough titty banging strippers past year without looking at their skank faces.

 

[TongueLust]

Maybe I should also get a plethora of alts. lol

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Those “born to ride” commercials creep me out.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Nerd alert: I'm looking forward to seeing the ISS fly overhead tonight. It'll be bright (-3.8) and traveling over my area starting at 9:34 PM - coming from the SW and going towards the NW. Almost straight overhead at it's zenith. The total pass will take about 6 minutes or so. Sounds like the perfect time for a nighttime spa visit too.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Nerd alert: I'm looking forward to seeing the ISS fly overhead tonight. It'll be bright (-3.8) and traveling over my area starting at 9:34 PM - coming from the SW and going towards the NW. Almost straight overhead at it's zenith. The total pass will take about 6 minutes or so. Sounds like the perfect time for a nighttime spa visit too.

I love when I catch it! It’s cool knowing you’re watching a couple of humans passing by while in space. Makes me wish I could trade places for an hour or so.

 

[n8Romantic]

Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka

Trust me, you can still throw up more. - my version of vodka

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I love when I catch it! It’s cool knowing you’re watching a couple of humans passing by while in space. Makes me wish I could trade places for an hour or so.

I get all excited about such events, and try to get whatever children are around me excited about them, too. But they’re always, like, “Why did you drag me out of bed in the middle of the night to stare at the sky?” They simply have zero appreciation for the majesty of human achievement. Kids are pretty stupid if you ask me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka

Hold my beer. - gin

 

[TongueLust]

We don't need a handbasket. *Sigh*

 

[TongueLust]

It's the rummaging through my old stuff for me. SMH

 

[ydahecnot]

Dayum, they need to get a room

 

[Dazer3]

Nyx's body is a wonderland... I get lost in her beautiful hair.

 

[Ginmill72]

Saturday night is perfect.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Saturday night is perfect.

*hugs you tight*

Where you been???

 

[LikeableMe]

Someone told me he’s going to ‘unfriend’ me if I get the covid vaccination.

I might book it and ask him to go with me

 

[ydahecnot]

Someone told me he’s going to ‘unfriend’ me if I get the covid vaccination.

I might book it and ask him to go with me

I’d block the moron proactively

 

[LikeableMe]

I’d block the moron proactively

I’ll wait until I have evidence of the jab being booked

I have another friend who is against any and all vaccinations. I don’t agree with her views, and she doesn’t agree with mine, but we don’t ‘unfriend’ each other over it. We can even have a healthy debate about our differing views! I really don’t get that guy’s extreme opinion that anyone who gets it must be unfriended. I think he’s going to end up extremely lonely!

 

[TongueLust]

I agree, let the people do what the fuck they want.