Etiquette Question

[Hamletmaschine]

This weekend, I have to entertain a radical lesbian feminist who is visiting our campus. Given where I live and the time of year, I'm going to take her to a crawfish boil.

My question is this: Do you think it would be inappropriate of me to ask her if she wants me to show her how to suck the heads?

 

[Southern37]

This weekend, I have to entertain a radical lesbian feminist who is visiting our campus. Given where I live and the time of year, I'm going to take her to a crawfish boil.

My question is this: Do you think it would be inappropriate of me to ask her if she wants me to show her how to suck the heads?

Absolutly Not!...I think it would be a disgrace to let her leave without sucking a head actually. Damn thats the best part!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

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Absolutly Not!...I think it would be a disgrace to let her leave without sucking a head actually. Damn thats the best part!

Oh, I agree completely! Suck all that juice and fat out o' there.... But lots of yankees get a little green around the gills when you suggest that to 'em.

 

[Andreina]

maybe you could ask her if she could suck the (clit)hood instead

Halo

 

[Hamletmaschine]

maybe you could ask her if she could suck the (clit)hood instead

Halo

I think I know the answer to that one, darlin'. . . .

Maybe I could ask if I could watch while she does that? What do you think? Or maybe help her...?

 

[Southern37]

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But lots of yankees get a little green around the gills when you suggest that to 'em.

All the better reason to do it! Maybe you can find a way to make them go back home.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

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All the better reason to do it! Maybe you can find a way to make them go back home.

LOL--well, one thing's for sure: I figure she won't be eatin' too many of 'em, which is good. I think we're only gonna get a couple hundred pounds this time....

 

[lavender]

 

[Texan]

I suggest you inform her that Cajuns are an ethnic minority who feel oppressed by the non-cajun majority in this country. Then you tell her that to properly show respect for their culture and traditions, it is absolutely necessary that she sucks the heads till the eyes pop inside the shell.....


PINCH.... PEAL..... and SUCK...... mon chere.....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Yes, absolutely inappropriate.

She'll reach her militant arm across the table and smack you in the face. Then she'll stomp on you with her combat boots while she raises her Pat Robertson is a mother fucker shirt and exposes her tits to the restaurant.

By the way, can I come watch?

~hopes my sarcasm was recognized~

You betcha, lavy--come on down, and I'll show you how to suck the heads, too.

But ... restaurant!? We aren't tourists. We live here.

(BTW, she's one of the infamous "NEA Four" of the early-90s--and I'm thrilled that she's gonna be here.)

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I suggest you inform her that Cajuns are an ethnic minority who feel oppressed by the non-cajun majority in this country. Then you tell her that to properly show respect for their culture and traditions, it is absolutely necessary that she sucks the heads till the eyes pop inside the shell.....


PINCH.... PEAL..... and SUCK...... mon chere.....

Mes oui, ca c'est bon!

Good strategy, Tex! Now, what about nutria...? You think that'd be pushing it?

 

[Bindii]

Oh lord I think I am going to be sick! *insert green smiley face here* You don't really suck the heads do you???

 

[Texan]

Mes oui, ca c'est bon!

Good strategy, Tex! Now, what about nutria...? You think that'd be pushing it?

mais bien sur..... Hamlet....

just tell her it's aligator.... well.... maybe tell her is cajun chicken.... just don't tell her it's a big old water rat.... hahaha..

bindii..... there is a common bumper sticker in south Louisiana... it reads.... "Cajuns Make Better Lovers.... They'll Eat Anything".

Lots of truth in that statement....

note: I may be a Texan by choice, but I was born in the red clay hills of north Louisiana and I lived on the West Bank of New Orleans as a kid....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Oh lord I think I am going to be sick! *insert green smiley face here* You don't really suck the heads do you???

OF COURSE!!!

Why would you not? Don't knock it til you try it, chere. Close your eyes, if you have to.... But put that thing in your mouth and give it a good suck. You'll get a nice surprise. I promise.

 

[Southern37]

"Cajuns Make Better Lovers.... They'll Eat Anything".

Hey I believe if you can chew it and swallow it...then its a food.

Course I was raised by depression-era Southern parents....that might be why.

 

[lavender]

 

[Texan]

get your fresh crawfish

lavender..... just for you

 

[floridaguy64]

This weekend, I have to entertain a radical lesbian feminist who is visiting our campus. Given where I live and the time of year, I'm going to take her to a crawfish boil.

My question is this: Do you think it would be inappropriate of me to ask her if she wants me to show her how to suck the heads?

I guaronnnnnnnteeeeeeeeeee that would be a site to see!

I have an older sister that is that way, and a vegan to boot.......... I'd just love to see her reaction when ya looked her square in the face 'n said........ "Just suck the head Dah'lin......... das da bes part"!


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............ Boiled crawdaddys............... crawdaddy ettufe'.................. crawdaddy bisque'................ crawdaddy pie............ crawdaddy anythang..........DAYUMNNNNNN!

Ya'll is makin me HONGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Tex: yeah, alligator ... that's gonna do it, LOL. How do I put this? Would you prefer reptile or rat with your mudbugs?

And there is a lot of truth in that bumper sticker, no doubt about it. I overheard a discussion between couple of Cajuns once who were debating whether nutria tasted more like chicken ... or owl! I'm not kidding.

And, lavy, they are pretty good this year, too. Not to be tempting you or anything....

 

[floridaguy64]

SHEEEEEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fo-got da crawdaddy Po-Boy.......................

Look out fridge.............. here I come!



Born in FLA................... raised proper in GA..................... If ya hunt it............. "EAT IT!!!!!!!"

 

[Bindii]

OF COURSE!!!

Why would you not? Don't knock it til you try it, chere. Close your eyes, if you have to.... But put that thing in your mouth and give it a good suck. You'll get a nice surprise. I promise.

I'll pass on that particular experience if you don't mind - just think thats more head 'guts' for you! Now if that isn't nice I don't know what is.

*self sacrificing Bindii exits the room*

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Floridaguy, I think you need to get your own self over here, too. Do they even know what to do with crawfish over there in Georgia?

TEX: My God, those prices! Shit. You gotta be one homesick Cajun to pay that much for a pound of live mudbugs.

 

[cymbidia]

As a resident of California's most famous wine growing region i have only one real question: what kind of wine does one drink to complement crayfish head sucking?

 

[lavender]

 

[Bindii]

As a resident of California's most famous wine growing region i have only one real question: what kind of wine does one drink to complement crayfish head sucking?

My guess would be 'Spumante'