Esoteric Fears You Have

[ydahecnot]

What fears do you have that maybe no one else has, or fears that maybe sound kinda silly but you still have them? Well, own them here. I'll start.

I have a fear of starting a vanity thread on the PG (like maybe "Y Not?") and have it drop to Page 4 in about 30 minutes. I ain't risking that repudiation.

Go!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Im Skeered

I had the fear of joining Literotica and being rejected for my crappy stories. I told my wife if two people read each one I'd keep writting.
So far the two I am paying and bribing are still reading them.

You still have nealy 25 minutes.

 

[DarkSimian]

zombies....I'm afraid of zombies. Like really afraid. I will not watch TWD, or Zombieland, or Z Nation, or World War Z. My friends know this, and I have zombie apocalypse contingency plans. On the way to the gravesite, when my father was laid to rest, I turned to my best friend, and in all seriousness, told him that if dad came back, he would have to take him out, because I didn't think I could do it.

so yeah.....zombies

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

zombies....I'm afraid of zombies. Like really afraid. I will not watch TWD, or Zombieland, or Z Nation, or World War Z. My friends know this, and I have zombie apocalypse contingency plans. On the way to the gravesite, when my father was laid to rest, I turned to my best friend, and in all seriousness, told him that if dad came back, he would have to take him out, because I didn't think I could do it.

so yeah.....zombies

It's a proven fact most zombies live in the fugly part of Texas. There's one now behind that cactus plant and another in a mini skirt and pink wig at Taco Bell.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I secretly fear having my skin peeled off by a vegetable peeler every time I use one. It is not enough to keep me from eating vegetables; but I tend to scrub them as opposed to peeling them.

 

[ydahecnot]

I have a fear that a thread of mine will end little more than a home for Little Sister gay porn

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I have a fear that a thread of mine will end little more than a home for Little Sister gay porn

Shuuuu maybe she won't see it!

 

[ydahecnot]

It's a thread I started. As if 99.9 of the board doesn't pass it by. I think I am safe. But still, that nagging fear...

 

[DarkSimian]

It's a thread I started. As if 99.9 of the board doesn't pass it by. I think I am safe. But still, that nagging fear...

if it exists, LS will post gay porn in it

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

if it exists, LS will post gay porn in it

Is LS a 70 year old gay man?

 

[ydahecnot]

if it exists, LS will post gay porn in it

Is that a corollary of something from Field of Dreams?

 

[DarkSimian]

Is that a corollary of something from Field of Dreams?

yes, lol

if you build it, LS will post gay porn in it .....

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Is that a corollary of something from Field of Dreams?

Post it and someone will cum

 

[Little_Sister]

Is LS a 70 year old gay man?

Who told you?! Damn it. How will I get the guys of lit to send me dick pics now?!

if it exists, LS will post gay porn in it

Is that a corollary of something from Field of Dreams?

You two... have you ever noticed, where the gay porn is, the girls are? You would be lucky to have gay porn here.

 

[DarkSimian]

Who told you?! Damn it. How will I get the guys of lit to send me dick pics now?!






You two... have you ever noticed, where the gay porn is, the girls are? You would be lucky to have gay porn here.

maybe you need to put some gay porn in my collecting thread lol

 

[DayMaker]

Did I hear someone say gay porn????

 

[ydahecnot]

No, you are mistaken. No gay porn here, only fear

 

[DarkSimian]

Just started singing Don't Fear the Reaper, by BOC

but replaced the word reaper with gay porn.....it's a much funnier song lol

 

[Little_Sister]

maybe you need to put some gay porn in my collecting thread lol

Great idea

 

[DarkSimian]

Great idea

go for it.....

 

[Little_Sister]

go for it.....

I only tumble from my laptop. Im on my kindle, under the covers right now. I could link you to my bookmarked mother less vids tho. None of those are gay tho.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Masks. I don't like when people wear masks and I can't see their face

 

[Lunation]

I fear opening a thread and not finding gay porn.



Also heights.

 

[Sensitiveguy708]

How's this for an esoteric fear...

As someone who is a 'big hair' style fetishist...I dread that we'll have another 'Rachel' (Jennifer Aniston) hairstyle craze that will sweep the nation except it will be trend of bald hair on women.

I can't imagine a future where there's a head lice plague and everyone has to shave their heads.




Oh and I freakin hate 'Rachel' hair...it ruined my sex life.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pizza cutters. Not even kidding.