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[BurningMonkey]

I'd take care of you, but I prefer sporty guys.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[37_ttej]

There's floaters in your bath.

WHAT!!?

OK, well accidents happen I guess.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well shit happens I guess.

That it does my friend.

 

[wildebird]

That's got quite a bend!

It's okay; it's how you use it that counts, you know.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's okay; I'm just going to use it until I cum, you know.

Yes, miss...

 

[wildebird]

You missed...

Ooops!!! Let me try that again!

 

[37_ttej]

Ouch!!! Let me try that again!

When virgins experiment ....

 

[wildebird]

When are men experienced?

I think that doesn't really happen until you turn 50 or so...until then, like a doctor, you are just practicing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think that I want to play doctor, will you practice with me?

Yes, I'll bring my thermometer.

 

[wildebird]

Look, I've got my sphygmomanometer!

Have you been having trouble with your blood pressure???

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Have you been having trouble with me being too sexy for my shirt????

I would say yes!

 

[wildebird]

My "wood's" a mess!

No problem; I would love to clean that up for you!

 

[37_ttej]

No problem; I would love to clean your house for you!

Well, it's a woman's place isn't it?

*runs*

 

[BurningMonkey]

Say, that's a woman's hat, isn't it?

I know, but I liked the color.

 

[MausAss]

I kiss butts of all color.

Spoken like a true master of sucking up.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm a true master of sucking off.

Have lots of experience in that, do you?

 

[MausAss]

Have lots of experience in khat, I do.

I'm more of a cocaine man myself.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I chew coca leaves, myself.

Go straight to the source.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Go straight to the store.

Letting me use your credit card??

 

[BurningMonkey]

Can I do you on credit??

Sorry, baby--cash only.

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, baby--cars only.

No, we do not sell mopeds.

Fucking 'Downtown' music video.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Fucking 'Downtown' with Coach again.

Geez you could sound a little happier about it...no one forced you.

 

[37_ttej]

Geez you could sound a little hornier about it ... it's not like noone's paying you.

Those fake moans ain't fooling anyone.

(Coach )

 

[BurningMonkey]

These hormones ain't fooling around.

Get right to it, I say.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My bitching and moaning is annoying everyone:rolleye

So, when will you stop!?