BurningMonkey
TheMan In TheMirror
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2014
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Oh mannnnnnnn! I can fix that.
Another Viagra salesman heard from...
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Oh mannnnnnnn! I can fix that.
Another Viagra salesman hard on.
Oh, I put it away. My pick-up lines aren't working, and no women want to see it...![]()
Oh, put it here! We love how it works, you have to use me!
There, there...I'm sure you'll get some on Sunday.

Jett, man...um...didn't know you were that well hung.
Can't wait for you, man!
Don't tell everyone I'm masturbating.
Don't worry, your money is safe with me.
The last person that fucked me was Bernie Madoff..
The last person I said that to told me to fuck off.
In person?
There's a market for loving women.
Well, I'm a phone sex worker, on the exchange partners line.
That sounds like a great deal of work!
It can be weird, especially when they want me to make, uh, "moose calls".![]()
I find you absolutely lovely and it's a joy to exchange edit messages with you.
Wow. Thank you for the long kiss .
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
Well, at least you're not quoting a Taylor Swift song to me.
I don't try to follow the rules, I just write whatever I want.
Well, I guess that's okay. Sometimes you just gotta break the rules.
I'm glad you see it my way.
Sadly, I don't. I guess I'll go find another game. Bye.
Sadly, I'll never find another game as good as this one. I can never say goodbye.
I know how to feel you!.