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[BurningMonkey]

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How rude! Not on my tu-tu!

Sorry. I can't predict where it's gonna shoot.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sorry. I'm afraid it's gonna shoot.

*ducking* Be careful where you point that thing!

 

[BurningMonkey]

*chuckling* That was the whole point of this exercise.

Ah! A woman on a mission.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*sucking* I'm careful when you put that thing in my mouth.

I have no doubt you are. You're such a sweetheart.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ya'll have me laughing and blushing! !!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ya'll have me gasping and cumming! !!

Tonto, our work here is finished...

 

[37_ttej]

Toronto, our work here is finished...

Blue Jays lose! Again.

 

[babeee]

Blow Job blues! Again.

Well that sucks!...or perhaps not!

 

[37_ttej]

Well that's stuck!...or perhaps not!

Champagne cork butt plug.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Champion porking, but ugly...

Homely girls need lovin' too...

 

[Hornblende]

Hominy grits need lovin' too...

Now I've heard of some strange kinks, but this is the strangest...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I've had some strange kinks, but let's try this, it's the strangest...

Sure, as long as we don't end up in the emergency room!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sure, as long as we don't look for naked people in the emergency room, I am game!

You just get kinkier and kinkier all the time, don't you!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I have this kink in my neck all the time...

Stop peeping in your neighbor's window.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Stop peeing on your neighbor's window!

I can't help it - it is so dusty I can't see inside!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Help! I'm so rusty I can't get it inside!

Longer foreplay and/or more lube, and it should slide right in.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Longer foreplay with women should be your ticket in.

What is this, "foreplay" thing you mention? Is it a board or card game?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I always yell "Fore!" when I'm playing a board or card game.

Um, I think that's only applicable in golf...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Um, I think that's only permissible in Guam...

Your knowledge and understanding of other cultures is amazing....

 

[TomBoner]

Your knowledge and understanding of bestiality is amazing....

Jeff!!! That's a bit crude don't ya think?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jeff is a bit crude, don't ya think?

Well, he has his moments, I'm sure!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Jeff - look!!! Mine's a big one, don't ya think?

ummm...errr......I suppose that is something you should be proud of.....

 

[BurningMonkey]

ummm...errr......I suppose that is something we should avoid talking about.....

That's very noble, Jeff, trying to save the man embarrassment.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That's very creepy, Jeff, trying to film the man's embarrassment.

I think you are right....I was just excited because I finally had a camera ready and with me when some crazy shit happened....

 

[37_ttej]

I think you are right....I was just excited because I finally had a camera ready and with me when she happened to take a shit....

Whatever floaters your boat, I guess.

(see what I did there)