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[yellow_rose71]

Yes, but getting it up... Ugh!

You don't like that part??

 

[37_ttej]

You don't like that fart??

It was a rip-snorter!

 

[Hornblende]

I am a savoury dip snorter!

That sounds a little messy

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let's get a little messy!

Are you talking about sex or cooking, or painting?

 

[babeee]

I love combining sex, cooking and painting!

How about a pastry brush dildo?

 

[Hornblende]

How about a yard brush dildo?

That sounds a little, er, uncomfortable

 

[babeee]

A bit of spittle will make things more comfortable

That's what they all say!

 

[Hornblende]

That's what makes things go in all the way!

Better to use some decent lube, I think, where needed

 

[Devlishone4fun]

the lube is empty, need to buy some more...

 

[babeee]

Better watch some decent red tube, I think it's needed!

I may just take your advice

 

[Hornblende]

I may just need you to watch red tube with me

My services are at your disposal

 

[babeee]

I have serviced plenty of disposable tissues

I don't doubt that - there's a category for all tastes

 

[Hornblende]

I don't want your tissues - I don't like the taste

...but I've been eating pineapples

 

[37_ttej]

...but I've been getting pineapples

The boss must be pissed!

 

[barefootgirl69]

The boss must be in a good mood!

He always is when I've done a good job.

 

[Hornblende]

He always is when I've given him a blow job.

Your zeal for your work may be excessive

 

[barefootgirl69]

Your zeal for your work suits me, I'm hiring.

What exactly would my job be?

 

[MausAss]

What exactly would a blowjob be?

Hmm, how I can I explain it with words? Actually, I think it's better if I show you.

 

[37_ttej]

Hmm, how I can I explain it with words? Actually, I think it's better if I blow you.

Thanks for the offer, MausAss, but I'll pass thanks.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was wondering how he planned to show me! lol

Thanks for the offer, MausAss.

Feeling a little left out over here. Don't you like my accent?

 

[37_ttej]

Feeling myself a little over here. Don't you like my c...?

*blushes*

Yes, um, very nice indeed.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*drooling* Yum, very nice indeed.

Did you enjoy your meal?

 

[37_ttej]

Did you enjoy your seal?

Wha ...!?

They told me it was chicken!

*pukes*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wha ...!? They caught me choking my chicken! *blushes*

You should have done that inside!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Wha ...!?

I'll hold you down for a lickin'! *drools*

That's the spirit!