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[Hornblende]

I rarely get any....

Perhaps you're trying too hard

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Perhaps you're really not hard.

Hard is a relative term, don't you think?

 

[Hornblende]

Hardness is rarely terminal, don't you think?

I would certainly hope not...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I would certainly hope that women see you as a "catch" Jeff....you deserve it!

You are being very kind.....but that statement is usually said to me by women trying to let me know - in a gentle manner - that they are not interested in me. Not sure of your reason to say that.

 

[BurningMonkey]

My wood has a knot in it...

How very twisted of you.

 

[Hornblende]

Let's twist again, like we did last summer...

Oh, let's twist again, like we did last year!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, let's go dogging again, like we did last year!

Sounds great! Do you have anyone specific in mind?

 

[Hornblende]

I'm irate! Do you have any specific recommendations

Keep calm and stay out of controversial threads...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Keep calm and stay away from controversial women...

Oh, I do. I've heard too many horror stories about psycho girlfriends.

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I do. I've heard too many songs about psycho killers.

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Qu'est-ce que tu pense?

I try not to think any more than necessary...

 

[Hornblende]

I think, therefore I am...

...and René Descartes was a drunken fart...

 

[BurningMonkey]

...and Renée was a drunken tart...

True, but she always gave good value.

 

[babeee]

True, but she always gave good head.

*slurp* Now that's a sound philosophy!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

*slurp* Now that's a sound I enjoy making!

I knew I liked you....

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm nothing like you.

You'd fail the physical, for starters.

 

[Hornblende]

You'd just fill yourself up with starters.

Leave some room for the main course

 

[barefootgirl69]

Leave some room for me, of course

Which side would you like to be on...*scooting left*

 

[Hornblende]

Which side would you like to be on...*parting legs*

Well with an offer like that I don't really mind

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I don't really mind you offering me dessert.

As long as I don't have to do dishes alone, I'll give you dessert.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

As long as I don't have to also clean you up afterwards, I'll do whatever you ask me to do to you

No problem, I can clean myself up just fine!

 

[wildebird]

No problem, if you clean this mess up in time!

Why do I always have to clean up other people's messes?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why am I always a hot mess?

Must be all the AmPics and hot guys on Lit!


Hi, Wildebird

 

[wildebird]

Must be quite a challenge to get the guys to quit!


Hi, Wildebird

Hi, Barefoot Girl

Oh, tell me about it! They are always after us, aren't they???

 

[37_ttej]

Hi, Barefoot Girl

Oh, tell me about it! They always pester us, aren't they???

Do you wanna 'nother cock pic? Do you? Do you? I've got a really good one from this morning. It's not like the other 36 I've sent you. You'll really love this one. You really will!