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[TomBoner]

Well you begged for it to go in deep ...

Barefoot girls shouldn't have to beg, should they?

 

[Learin]

Bigfoots shouldn't have to beg, should they?

A single roar would be enough, I think.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A single orgasm would be enough, I think.

You really should set your goals much higher.

 

[Hornblende]

A single orgasm would be enough, I think.

Oh I don't think it would - where's your ambition?

 

[TomBoner]

Oh I think it would - some times I can't cum at all?

You know about viagra, hey?

 

[BurningMonkey]

You know about vaginal display?

Where I come from we call it "flashing".

 

[TomBoner]

When I cum we call it "dribbling".

Sorry to hear that bm.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Let me smear that, bm.

Didn't you get any last night?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Didn't you get slapped last night?

A complete misunderstanding. I meant to say, "Wow! You are gorgeous!" She thought she heard me say, "Wow! I'd fuck that all night long!"

 

[barefootgirl69]

A complete misunderstanding. She wanted me to say, "Wow! I can go all night long!"

Then, you couldn't perform, huh?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Then, you could perform for only 5-minutes, huh?

Well, it was a quality 5-minutes....

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, I was a qualified 5-miler....

I always favored the sprint, myself.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've always favored spirits, myself.

Do you mean drinks, or ghosts?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you often drink toasts?

To auld lang syne--always.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The auld bones be achin'--always.

I can rub some lineament on them for you, gramps.

 

[tiny_tits]

I can rub you back to life, gramps.

That would be one hellofa happy ending...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You want to lick me? That would be one hellofa happy ending...

I guess that depends on how many happy endings we can manage to coax out of you....

 

[37_ttej]

Our guests depend on happy endings since we coax all the money we can manage out of them.

Plus a bit extra out of their wallets while they're otherwise 'occupied'.

 

[barefootgirl69]

What happened to all the editors? I depend on you like the morning funnies!

I'll give ya a little bit extra if you take off your clothes while we're otherwise 'occupied'.

Oh, you're the 'charmer', aren't you?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, you're pretty smarmy, aren't you?

*shrug* I do what I do. Some like it, some don't...

 

[TomBoner]

*shrug* I stoke myself off is what I do. Some like it, some don't...

Awww ... but the question is do you like it?

 

[37_ttej]

Horses: the question is do you like them?

Well, yes, but ...

... wait, is this a kinky bestiality question!?

 

[babeee]

Ask me a kinky bestiality question!

Do you like eating hot dogs?

 

[wildebird]

Do you bike wearing hot togs?

I usually just wear shorts and a t-shirt, really.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I usually just wear really short t-shirts.

It's getting colder out, you should add a sweater or something.