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[BurningMonkey]

You should have cum inside me!

Now you tell me...

 

[Hornblende]

Now I tell everybody .

That's not a gentlemanly thing to do

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That's not a pleasant thing to see

I had hoped the medication would make the sores go away....

 

[Hornblende]

I had hoped the masturbation would make the sores go away....

You need to use more lube.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You need to use a better quality lube.

I thought synthetic blends were supposed to be the best?

 

[37_ttej]

You need to use more blue.

You're right, that shade of heliotrope has a touch too much magenta.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You're right, using that light shade to hide the fact that you were stalking her had too many things that could go wrong...

I know...I know....I need to be more clever and subtle when I stalk....

 

[37_ttej]

I know...I know....I need to be more clever and subtle when I talk....

Nah, just PM them a cock pic: they love it!

 

[Hornblende]

Nah, just PM them a cat pic: they love it!

Well it's likely to be more effective than a cock pic, from what I've heard

 

[MausAss]

There's nothing more effective than a cock pic, for getting me hard.

I don't think most girls like recieving cock pics as much as you do, but I could be wrong.

 

[babeee]

I don't think most guys like receiving cock pics as much as I do, but I could be wrong.

Your inbox may soon be flooded...literally

 

[37_ttej]

My box may soon be flooded...literally

Left yourself wiiiide open there, babee.

 

[MausAss]

Spread my ass wiiiide open there, babee.

Fuck, now I made myself disgusted with my edit. Not like that, man.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Fuck, now I made myself hard in public with my hand. Not like that hasn't happenbed a few times this week already.

ummm...errr....words fail me at this time....

 

[barefootgirl69]

ohhhh...ahhh....don't fail me at this time....

What are you doing in the corner all alone, saying things like that?

 

[MausAss]

You should go to the corner all alone, saying things like that!

I guess that means you don't want to get your ass pounded into submission?

I better salvage this with a cock pic.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I guess that means you want me to send you a cock pic...but, my camera isn't working.

I didn't need a picture anyway, thanks.

 

[BurningMonkey]

You don't need to paint me a picture anyway; I know exactly what you want.

This isn't her first rodeo.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

This isn't her first time - you don't have to be gentle with her....

How do you know this isn't her first time?

 

[BurningMonkey]

How did you show her the first time?

Get her hot and wet first, then bring out the cuffs and blindfold...

 

[MausAss]

Weather is hot and wet here, better bring out the raincoat and umbrella...

Yes, you don't want to go out there unprotected.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, go on. I'll protect you.

I feel so safe now

 

[37_ttej]

I feel so sexy now

Your birthday suit looks pretty fine, BFG.

 

[Hornblende]

My birthday suit looks pretty worn

Be proud of your battle scars, Jett...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Be proud of getting semi-occasional PMs, Jeff...

semi-occasional....nice term.....but it means I rarely get any....