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[Hornblende]

Will you rob the bank this time?

I've told you once, I only do bullion vaults.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've told you once, I only do the Viennese Waltz.

As long as you don't step on my toes while we dance.

 

[Hornblende]

As long as you don't step on my hoes while we dance.

I didn't notice you'd brought them with you. *innocent face*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I didn't notice your beauty Barefootgirl. *face palm*

Geez, you must be fuckin' blind!

 

[Hornblende]

Cheese makes you fuckin' blind!

Fake cheese, or Fake news?

 

[LWulf]

To fake orgasms or not to fake orgasms, is this late breaking news?

Fractured Shakespearean quotes??? Before the first cuppa the morning??? What were you thinking???

 

[Ask For More]

Fractured Shakespearean oats???

Would that be considered a literary breakfast?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Would having to eat my words be considered a literary breakfast?

It's better than putting your feet in your mouth.

 

[LWulf]

It's bet you can put your feet in your mouth.

Some would be impressed by just putting a fist in your mouth.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would be aroused by just putting a fist in my ass.

I think the fisting page is over in the BDSM playground man.

 

[Hornblende]

I think the fisting plague is over in the BDSM playground man.

Wow, I didn't realise it had become so serious.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wow, I didn't realise you had become so rich.

I decided to play the EuroMillions Lottery next week, too.
*counts my loot*

 

[Hornblende]

I decided to play the EuroMillions Lottery next week, too.
*Counts my foot!*

Why count? Sixty-nine is always the answer!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why bother? A pedicure is always the answer!

You're so right! Want to come along?

 

[Hornblende]

You're forthright! Want to come?

Always, BFG, always!

 

[37_ttej]

Always, BDSM, always!

*no comment*

 

[Hornblende]

*no condiments*

Sorry, did you post from a restaurant?!

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, did you post from a restroom?!

And here's me thinking I was just having a private moment!

 

[weespanner]

And here's me thinking I was just having a private movement!

TMI Jett!

 

[37_ttej]

TGIF Jett!

Almost. Only a few hours to go, here!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Almost. Only a few strokes to go, here!

Keep your masturbatory details for PM's my friend.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Send your masturbatory details in PM's, my friend.

My hands are a bit busy at the moment, sorry.

 

[Hornblende]

My hands are a bit juicy at the moment, sorry.

Ah, yes, I can picture that...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ah, yes, can I take a picture of that?

If you do, send it to me. BFG is HOT!

 

[barefootgirl69]

If you go swimming , take me. This weather is HOT!

No bathing suits required!