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[MichaelinChina]

Got something swelling in your bra here.

Well, just don't stand there, feeling, have a look as well.

 

[wildebird]

Oh, hell, what a feeling, I've begun to swell.

We love hearing about it! What brought about this sensation?

 

[Hornblende]

We love hearing about tits! What brought about this conversation ?

Well this is Lit. Also, you started it!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well this is a clit and you have to tickle it!

Is this from your Birds and Bees talk with your teenager?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I need some advice about this "Birds and Bees talk" I'm supposed to have with my teenager?

I'm happy to give you advice man, what's your question?

 

[Hornblende]

I'm happy to put your balls in a vice man, what's your question?

Wow, don't you think that's a little too robust?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wow, don't you just love a big bust?

I do, but not on another man!

 

[Hornblende]

I spew, but not on another man!

Well I should hope not!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well I should hope you find sexual satisfaction somewhere.

That's awfully nice of you to wish me well, I hope you find it too!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm awfully nice if you wash me well

Are you incapable of washing yourself?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you incapable of wanking yourself?

I'm quite able to handle all of my wanking needs thank you.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm quite stable to handle all of my wanking needs thank you.

I would step off that ladder first, if I were you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would step off a tall ladder for you.

I appreciate the sentiment, but really, you don't need to be so extreme.

 

[Hornblende]

I appreciate the comdiment, but really, you don't need to use whipped cream.

..but can I put chorizo in my paella?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've been using the pick up line, "Can I put my chorizo in your paella?"

Creative! How is it working?

 

[MichaelinChina]

See! Now it's not working?

Well don't look at me. I didn't break it!

 

[wildebird]

Hey, hey, look at me. I'm making breakfast!

I was more fascinated with your performance last night...but breakfast is nice, too.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I was more frustrated with your performance last night...being left hanging is not nice!

What a CAD!

 

[wildebird]

Wow, I'm BAD!

Oh, no...perhaps a bit mischievous, but not really BAD.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, no...perhaps I misunderstood, but didn't you want me to be BAD?

Yes, the subsequent spanking was part of the fun!

 

[wildebird]

Aww, my submarine sandwich fell out of my bun!

And all over your lap, too! Here, let me help you get cleaned up...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I want to ride your lap! Here, let me help you out of those pants!

This is turning into a great night!

 

[wildebird]

I think I'm turning into a great and noble knight!

But, deep inside, you'll still be the pirate rogue I've come to know and love, right?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Leap inside, you make the best porridge I've come to know and love.

Must be the oats he uses, or is it the milk and sugar he pours on?

 

[wildebird]

Those fussy goats refuse the coffee with milk and sugar I offer them!

You know, we just give our goats some grain and hay, and they are quite happy!