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[MichaelinChina]

Well...if you've seen the film, you should read the book.

Or the other way around as well.

 

[wildebird]

Oooh...that does it; I've begun to swell.

If you had only listened...I told you not to eat that second bean burrito.

 

[Hornblende]

If you had only listened...I told you to not eat that second woman so neat-o!

Oh, and now you want something in return?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, and now you want the thing to return?

Well that IS the function of most boomerangs!

 

[wildebird]

Wooah! Is THAT the behavior of most orangutans?

I know, right? They have no compunctions about public immodesty.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I know, right, that at the Junction I can get a lovely cup of tea.

Maybe you can get other things there as well (wink, wink)!

 

[wildebird]

Say, you should just forget about that fainting spell (wink, wink)!

Odd, I think I recently heard a high political figure say those very words.

 

[MichaelinChina]

God! I think it's indecent for a political figure to say those words.

Nevertheless, Trump seems to get away with it all the time, and while his support grows, the upcoming debate will sort out his 'facts' from his fantasies..

 

[wildebird]

Nay, never resist; come and get away from it all with me; my ardor grows, and our forthcoming escape will reveal the true passion within our fantasies..

This is a little more intense than I expected from you. Been smoking?

 

[MichaelinChina]

I have a little tent where I can be alone with you. And I am not joking.

Are we going to have separate sleeping bags?

 

[wildebird]

Are we going to have to separate the two of you?

*looks around, then down at lap*
You're wanting to take my duck away? He wasn't causing any trouble!

 

[Hornblende]

*looks around, then down at lap*
You're wanting to take my crispy duck away? He wasn't causing any trouble!

More pancakes and Hoi Sin, madam?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Not back for more poison are you, madam?

Yes, I'm afraid my husband just won't take it like a man!

 

[wildebird]

In a way, my love life has been just "a flash in the pan".

We all feel that way at times! But, give it some time...you may be surprised!

 

[MichaelinChina]

At times I feel more like the bridesmaid than the bride!

From my experience, I don't know what to say to you about that sensation.

 

[wildebird]

Come; I am delirious. I've got this amazing sensation!

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HItVDGs49o

You've been eating York peppermint patties, haven't you?

 

[MichaelinChina]

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HItVDGs49o

(YouTube is blocked here, sorry)


You've stood in a Yorkshire Terrier poop, haven't you?

Yeah and I think he's been eating something totally disgusting!

 

[wildebird]

Aww, sorry...it was one of those great, nerdy, orgasmic York Peppermint Patty commercials...

Ohh, yeah...I've been eating something totally delectable!

WELL!!! We would certainly like to hear the details of this!

 

[barefootgirl69]

WELL!!! We would certainly like to hear the details of your tryst!

Sorry, I don't kiss and tell.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Sorry for the piss smell.

That's Ok, I held my nose.

 

[Ask For More]

That's Ok, I held my dose.

Don't ration your meds like that! You know what happens once you're off the dried frog pills.

 

[Hornblende]

Don't thrash her on your bed like that!

She asked me to! Stop interfering!

 

[MichaelinChina]

She asked me to stop interfering!

Well, I hope you complied with her request.

 

[wildebird]

We serve onions fried, at your request.

Ooooh, I just LOVE haute cuisine!

 

[Hornblende]

Ooooh, I just LOVE oatmeal!

Goes well with truffled burrata, I hear.