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[37_ttej]

Poops! It's complicated.

Sounds like someone's in the shit ...

 

[LWulf]

Sounds like someone's in the bathroom ...

Please keep your ear away from the door? sheesh. We don't need a report about it.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Please don't spill your beer on the floor, it's me who has to clean it up.

Ah well fuck the expense, let's hire that maid we have wanted for so long.

 

[wildebird]

Ah, that duck's in the fence...let's fire that grenade we have held for just this moment!

STAAAAAWWWPPP!!!! That's MY duck!!!! Don't you recognize it from the av???

 

[MichaelinChina]

STARRRRRRRR WARRRRRRRRS!!!! Oh fuck!!!! Don't you recognize the theme music???

I am not a big Star Wars fan and I have a tin ear. The only theme I can recognise easily is the one from JAWS!

 

[LWulf]

I am a big Tintin fan and to pwove it, I got a eaw made of tin. The only time I get wecognised easily as Tintin's numbew one fan, is when I go to the theatew!

...I'm not sure how a tin ear makes you a fan, but I'm used to not understanding a fan's "logic."

 

[Hornblende]

...I'm not sure whether a Tintin fan is welcome here.

Only if you bring Snowy with you

 

[LWulf]

Only if you bring Snow White with you

I'm not big on having one of Disney's leading ladies as a date. They are usually very two dimensional in character.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm not big on having one of Disney's dalmations as a date. They are usually very black and white.

...and the other 100 would insist on being there too

 

[LWulf]

...and the 300 would insist on being there too

But, This. Isn't. Sparta!

 

[Hornblende]

But I am Spartacus!

No, I'm Spartacus!

 

[barefootgirl69]

No, I'm driving the party bus!

Great! Let's get this thing rolling! Who else are we picking up?

 

[Hornblende]

Great! Let's get your thing growing! Who else are we picking up?

Do we need anybody else? Sounds as though you have enough ideas!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You win! I'm laughing!

Do we need a photographer? Sounds as though you have enough ideas!

Yes, we will! No one will believe us otherwise! (Picture or it didn't happen.)

 

[LWulf]

Do we need anybody else? Sounds as though we don't have enough people for a genuine roman orgy!

Method actors! What am I to do with you lot?

dang but I hate my connection sometimes...it'ss sooo laggy!

Yes, we are the champions my friends! And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end....

I didn't realize it was karaoke night at this bar?

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, it's true. I'm a belieber. No one will beliebe me.

OK, that's it. Off to the GB with you...

 

[Hornblende]

Matadors! What am I to do with you lot?

Stop talking bull!

 

[LWulf]

OK, that's it. Off with your head!!

...and I'm not talking bull!

Okay Red queen, we got your number

 

[MichaelinChina]

I am NOT your mother!

Thank god for that!

 

[mamasota]

Oh, the Killer Queen's got your number

I hope she doesn't have your address!

 

[LWulf]

Thank god for allowing me to have known you!

That's okay, mere peasant, you needn't kiss my feet... but a little groveling is okay

I hope you have Jenny's address!

Actually, I don't, but I do have her phone number; 867-5309. Tommy Tutone gave it to me.

 

[MichaelinChina]

That's not your forelock you are tugging, you silly fool!

Oh yes my lord, I know, I was forgetting my station, again, in your mighty presence.




I know I hate being in this heaven, why did she go in the mine to do my two tone shoes for me?

You know that last sentence, which actually closely followed the original doesn't make sense?

 

[LWulf]

You know I'm in pwison for two wife sentences, one which actuawwy fowwowed the owiginaw was fow obwitewating the engwish wanguage? The owiginal one was fow wighting fawts that caused an expwosion!

Somehow... that makes perfect sense.

 

[Hornblende]

Sometimes I prefer the perfect tense.

Thank you for the grammatical enlightenment.

 

[LWulf]

Thank you grandmother for your enlightenment over the years.

Aw, it's so nice to see people publicly giving recognition to their elders.