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[LWulf]

Vanilla Ice has his place...somewhere. I like musicians that are a little bit different. Like White Wedding by Billy Idol or Prince's Raspberry beret....

I think the only kind of ice should be the kind gotten out of the freezer.

 

[37_ttej]

I like to keep mice like my old geezer.

You dirty rat!

 

[barefootgirl69]

You little brat!

Hey! What's up with all the name-calling?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey! What's up with all the phone sex calling?

I don't know - I never get asked to talk dirty on the phone. Must just be you.

 

[MichaelinChina]

The only one I'd like to talk dirty on the phone with just has to be you.

Riiiiiight! If that's the case, I am changing my number right away.

 

[37_ttej]

Step riiiiiight up! This is the last chance to see a naked mummer. Right this way!

These freak shows creep me out.

 

[barefootgirl69]

This freak show up and asked me out.

Oh, yeah? How freaky was she, and did you go?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, yeah? How easy was she, and did you do her?

Hmm we'd like to hear the answers!

 

[Lia Monde]

Hmm we'd like to join the orgy!

Aren't we sociable today.

 

[LWulf]

Are we eating social teas today?

I guess some people really like those biscuits, hmm?

 

[MichaelinChina]

I guess some people really like dog biscuits, hmm?

Ummm yeah...Serena Williams was in the news this past week regarding that.

 

[Stillstiff]

Ummm yeah...Serena Williams was asking for a new challenge in tennis.

I had to ell her that I don't play against pros.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I had to tell her that I don't play with the hoes.

Good for you! Gotta have some standards!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Gotta get some Band Aids!

For that cut, you'll need stitches!

 

[Stillstiff]

Did you pay a lot for that hair cut !

No, do you think it was worth it?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh, do you think it was worth it?

I'm not sure. I didn't see the new Captain America movie.

 

[Stillstiff]

I'm not sure. I have only heard good things about the new Captain America movie.

It is worth seeing.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It was worth being first in line.

Wow, you are a fan.

 

[Stillstiff]

Wow, I am a fan of Tom Selleck.

Did you know that his show will be on again next year?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Did you know that he will be just as handsome again next year?

Oh yes.... I absolutely know.

 

[Stillstiff]

Oh yes.... I absolutely positive of it.

It's nice to be sure of things like that.

 

[LWulf]

It's nice to see things like that.

I'm not partial to traveling abroad only to see Romanesque orgies, myself.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm quite partial to whipping out my sword when I see Romanesque orgies, myself.

Well it's only fair that everybody gets a turn...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well it's only fair that everybody gets burned...

This is the leader of the New Ku Klux Klan speaking.

 

[LWulf]

This is The Brain of the New World Order speaking. You will vote for my sock puppet Hillary Clinton! (Pinkie, are you sure you have the hypno-microphone switched on?)

There MUST be something better on TV than this political subtext bullshit?