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[wildebird]

I feel safe on this boat as long as you plug that hole!!


You would make a great Motley Crue member!

Awww, shucks...I think I may be too old for that!

g'night...gotta go now...

 

[Hornblende]

Awww, fucks...I think I may be too old for them!

C'mon, you're never too old for a fuck!

 

[barefootgirl69]

C'mon, you're never too tired for a fuck!

It's just an excuse to take you to bed.

 

[Hornblende]

It's a lot of exercise to take you to bed.

Are you going on top then?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Are you going on stop then?

No, not until one of us is exhausted.

 

[Hornblende]

No, not until one of us is exhilarated.

Well, that might happen quite early on, at least for the first time

 

[37_ttej]

Leave the night light on, at least for the first time

You like to see what you're eating?

 

[Hornblende]

You like to see when I'm bleating?

Hey, I never do sheep jokes about Aussies.

 

[LWulf]

Hey, all I ever do is cheap jokes about Aussies.

All in all, someone has to be the fall guy in any bit of humour, hey what?

 

[Hornblende]

All in all, someone has to be the fall guy in any pot of hummus, hey what?

Now I'm envisaging some sort or weird salad...

 

[37_ttej]

Now I'm rummaging to sort through the salad.

Don't you hate when people take all the tasty bits and leave all the lettuce?

 

[Little_Sister]

Don't you hate when people take all the tasty bits and leave all the crap?

There shouldn't be crap in the tossing of the salad. Proper hygiene is very important.

 

[37_ttej]

There shouldn't be fap in the tossing of the salad. Proper hygiene is very important.

So when I said, "Please add a creamy dressing" ...

 

[Little_Sister]

So when I told him, "Please add a creamy dressing" ...

Wait? Is this a three way salad tossing??!!

 

[37_ttej]

Wait? Is this a free-for-all dwarf tossing??!!

Looks like a classy establishment, Little_Sister.

http://media2.wxyz.com/photo/2016/01/28/16x9/Detroit_topless_bar_s__Dwarf_Toss__event_0_30962942_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

 

[LWulf]

Looks like a classy establishment for me to bring my little sister to.

http://media2.wxyz.com/photo/2016/01/28/16x9/Detroit_topless_bar_s__Dwarf_Toss__event_0_30962942_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

Oh, I see, is THAT how it is in your family?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, wait til you meet the members of my family!

Do I need inoculations first, for life-threatening diseases - like rabies?

 

[37_ttej]

Do I need instruction first, for romantic situations - like ladies?

Just relax and be yourself.

 

[Hornblende]

Adjust the parallax and be yourself.

It all sounds too technical for me...

 

[LWulf]

sex just sounds too technical for me...

It's as easy as riding a bike!

 

[Hornblende]

It's as easy as riding a Björk

Is there no limit to your ambitions?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Is there no limit to your perambulations?

No, I guess I'll keep walking until I drop dead!

 

[wildebird]

Y'know, I guess I'll keep talking until I flop on the bed!

Sometimes it is wiser to listen, rather than talking on and on...

 

[LWulf]

Sometimes I'd just rather have sex, than talking on and on about sex

There does seem to be a point where one must decide to do one or the other.

 

[Hornblende]

There does seem to be a point where one must decide to do a nun or the mother superior.

I thoroughly admire the breadth of your ambition...