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[MichaelinChina]

I don't think I can play the harp any longer. I concede.

You give up way too easily, you know, but if you've developed blisters on your fingers..well...

 

[mamasota]

You are way too easy, you know you might develop a certain reputation ..well...

You know what they say about the pot and kettle

 

[Hornblende]

You know what they say - I'm in really fine fettle

Oh, I don't doubt that you are...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, I don't doubt you can drive a car...

Want to go for a ride?

 

[Hornblende]

Want to try it on the other side?

Sure, flip over!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good morning

Sure, come over!

I'll be on the next plane, pick me up?

 

[Hornblende]

I'll be on the sex train, pick me up?

Ah yes, the rattling of the tracks, the fast cornering! I'll be there...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ah yes, the rattling of the chains, the fast strip searches! I'll be jailor...

As long as you have the cuffs, I'll play.

 

[Hornblende]

As long as you lick my muff, I'll spray.

Is that a promise? Can I bring my camera?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't promise! Will you be upset if I chicken out?

Not if you have an alternate plan!

 

[Hornblende]

Not if you have an abstinence plan!

No, I definitely don't. Even though abstinence makes the parts grow longer.

 

[37_ttej]

No, I definitely won't. Even though incontinence makes my pants smell stronger.

Just wear the damn adult diapers!

 

[Hornblende]

I fear the damp adult diapers!

Ageing is unavoidable, Jett, as are the consequences thereof!

 

[37_ttej]

Shaving is unavoidable, Jett, as are the consequences thereof!

I always cut myself. I'm such a klutz.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I loved Jane Fonda in Klute.

MMmm so did I; shall never forget that scene of her with her dress unzipped at the back.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So did I need to forget that scene of her with her dress unzipped at the back?

Given that her husband nearly killed you, I'd say best to let that go man.

 

[Hornblende]

Given that her bust nearly killed you, I'd say best to let that go man.

How big was it, exactly?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

How big was it, exactly?

That's what she said! (that just didn't need editing!)

 

[Little_Sister]

That's what he said right be for he...

Right before he what???? Dont leave me hanging like that Lakey!!

 

[Hornblende]

What's that, she said!

No, you didn't show her, did you?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You didn't fuck her, did you?

Dude, come on, I'm a gentleman, I don't fuck and tell.

 

[Hornblende]

Dude, come on, I'm a gentleman, I don't fuck. Oh hell.

You have my sympathies.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You have my attention.

Are you suggesting that you're attracted to me??

 

[Little_Sister]

Are as attracted to me as I am you??

Yum. Dont mind me boys, just here for the show.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yum. I'm ready boys, just sit here for the show!

Take it off! Take it off!