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[MichaelinChina]

I would never eat bread in that condition...

Nevertheless, it's still good for soaking up the wine.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Nevertheless, it's still no good to bitch and whine.

Very true - those are words of wisdom right there....

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hey you - those are turds of wombats right there....

Thanks, I thought they were kangaroo droppings.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Thanks, I thought they were dropping my favorite TV show, "Housewife's of the Insane Asylum".

No worries - they extended that show because the cast is just plain crazy.

 

[MichaelinChina]

They don't hurry because they want to show everyone they are just lazy.

It's a wonder they keep their jobs.

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's a wonder they keep their thoughts straight.

It is a bit difficult with all the Playground threads.

 

[LWulf]

It is a bit difficult to follow a conversation with all the Playground antics.

Yes, well, they don't call it a playground for nothing

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Yes, well, they don't flash everyone in the playground for nothing!

I understand wanting to, "stand out," but that seems a bit much to me.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I want you to stand up to me.

You're looking for a fight?

 

[wildebird]

Your cooking...it's all right?

I can assure you, this possum stew is thoroughly cooked. No worries!

 

[LWulf]

I can assure you, this rat stew is a thoroughly traditional northern cooked meal. No worries!

Yes, I'm sure. Just like mother used to make... *turns green*

 

[wildebird]

You know, I'm sure my mother used to add in turnip greens.

In the South, I learned that carrots and onions go better than turnips in the best kinds of rodent stew.

 

[MichaelinChina]

In the South, I learned that rabbits' bunions go better than turkey toes in the best kinds of stew.

And I thought the Chinese had weird cooking ingredients!

 

[Callmetim]

And I thought the Chinese had weird sex toys!

One person's disgust is another person's kink.

 

[LWulf]

One person's lust is another person's roller skating rink.

I don't quite follow that but how 70's of you

 

[Hornblende]

My legs are hollow

How convenient for drinking purposes!

 

[MichaelinChina]

I've become a quaint fellow now that I have turned seventy.

We knew you were quaint but didn't know you were that old.

 

[MichaelinChina]

How did the convent pool get filled with porpoises?

Beats me, you'll have to ask the Mother Superior.

 

[37_ttej]

You'll have to ask for beatings by the Mother Superior.

Some of the nuns just misbehave on purpose.

 

[Hornblende]

Some of the nuns just misbehave with porpoises.

That conjures up some wild images!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That conjures up some wild images! Let's practice!

Should I have my safe word ready?

 

[MichaelinChina]

The joker is wild!

And the Penguin is just plain furious!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Would my cage be ready?

In about an hour you little monkey!

 

[Callmetim]

In about an hour, let's get funky!

I'm actually good dancer. Some people think they are better ... they would likely be right.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm actually good baker. Some people think they are batter ... they would likely be vanilla.

Vanilla has it's place...somewhere. I like something a little bit different. White Chocolate with raspberry sauce....