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[LWulf]

Hey, at least I'm a believer in UFO's!

*you're not one of...THEM, are you?*

No worries, tin foil hat.

 

[MichaelinChina]

No furry teeth in my hat.

Umm, the Tooth Fairy does not give money for furry teeth and never when they are overnight in a hat; they are supposed to be under a glass on a plate.

 

[37_ttej]

I like to dress up as the Tooth Fairy for my pilates class.

Taking cosplay to a whole new - scary - level.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm into cosplay on a whole new level!!!

Hey man, whatever floats your boat!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey man, what's in your root beer float?

Ummm....root beer....and ice cream.....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I want to play in your root beer, and eat your ice cream

Is that a euphemism?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is that a UFO?

I don't know what it is, so it is definitely unidentified....

 

[wildebird]

I don't know what it is, but it is definitely undersized....

I have often felt this way. Isn't there something bigger out there?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have often felt up someone to find something bigger

Women can get away with things like that, a man would get slapped.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Women can get into my pants that way.

You do seem easy....

 

[wildebird]

You do see what I see?...

Not really...but, I am sure you are seeing it, Jeff.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Not really sure my skirt is see thru...but, I am sure you are seeing it, Jeff.

Oh yes! I am seeing it alright! Hubba-hubba....

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh yes! I am seeing her tonight! Hubba-hubba....

Someone is on a promise then? woo hoo!

 

[LWulf]

Shomeone are naked in thread?? where? where? woo hoo!

Been a while, hey what?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Been stroking a while - hey, what is that?

It HAS been a while for you, hasn't it.....

 

[LWulf]

I'm not saying it HAS been a while for me, but I've forgotten what the opposite sex looks like.....

I wondered why you're location says "in a constant state of arousal"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I can easily see why you're location says "in a constant state of arousal"

I am very sorry...I didn't realize I was unzipped....

 

[Hornblende]

I am very sorry...I didn't realize I was unhinged....

Jeff, there are some men at the door, wearing white coats - they want a word with you...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Jeff, when are you going to stop that damn cat spinning? It's driving me crazy!...

I'd be happy if he made the cat go in reverse occasionally.

 

[wildebird]

I'd be happy if we did the reverse cowgirl occasionally.

I'd like to see how that works out for you two.

 

[LWulf]

I'd like to see how that sex position works.

Uh, don't have a copy of karma sutra handy??

 

[wildebird]

Uh, don't have a cup of caramel coffee handy??

Is THAT what you need to get aroused???

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Three naked men are what you need to get aroused???

Wow you are way out of my league!

 

[wildebird]

Wow, we are way out of the bay!

I feel safe on this boat with you.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I feel safe on this boat as long as you plug that hole!!


You would make a great crew member!