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[MichaelinChina]

What's that Skippy: two men, one with a limp, the other bald and with a beard, both wearing tracksuits and carrying high-powered guns, coming this way in a truck with loose tappet heads?.

Skippy sure was a smart kangaroo huh?

 

[LWulf]

Captain Kangaroo sure ate a lot of skippy, huh?

I didn't know him well enough to say...

 

[37_ttej]

I just called ... to say... I love you.

A sing-a-gram! For me? Aww, you shouldn't have!

 

[Hornblende]

A Little Sister-a-gram! For me? Aww, you shouldn't have!

Watch out for the gay porn links

 

[37_ttej]

LOL, good one!

Watch out for the pay-for-porn links.

Why pay when we've got AmPics?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I pay when I've gotten aroused.

I suppose that's one way of getting what you need.

 

[wildebird]

I suppose there's only one way of getting legal weed.

You've gotta find the states that allow it...go west, young man!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You've gotta find the ladies that allow it...go south, young man!

I enjoy "southern" charms!

 

[LWulf]

I enjoy sailing the southern cross!

I am very, very shocked to hear you know anything about sailing

 

[37_ttej]

I am very, very shocked to hear you know anything about wassailing

Ask if someone of German heritage knows anything about drinking, LOL?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Ask me what I am thinking.

What are you thinking?

 

[LWulf]

Did yu catch me thanking interspectively?

I was kind of wondering what that burning smell was; kinda like burnt coffee.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I would never have written that sentence btw, with such bad spelling!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Nice quote but don't you mean coffee?

 

[LWulf]

Nice addatude but donchu ned coffee in the merning?

Some people are slaves to the coffee cup, but not I

 

[MichaelinChina]

AND I don't speak like a Swede either!! lol

Some people spell coffee 'cawfee', but not I

How do YOU spell coffee then?

 

[LWulf]

Ho du YU spall welief then? do yu spall eet f-a-r-t like me?

*edges away grimacing* I thought something had died

 

[MichaelinChina]

Ed's always grimacing: every pet he buys dies.

Poor Ed. Maybe he should stick to pet rocks?

 

[Little_Sister]

Poor Ed. Maybe he should stick to pet cocks?

Hmmmm. I would like to meet Ed and his pets.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hmmmm. I would like to meet my end having sex.

What a way to go huh?

 

[Little_Sister]

What a way to cum huh?

I dont care how we do it as long as I get to finish.

 

[LWulf]

I dont care how we get to the mall as long as I get there before it closes.

Dont worry, I know a short cut!

 

[Little_Sister]

Dont worry, I'm short & cut!

Umm... well if we ever do DP, you get the tush

 

[Hornblende]

Umm... well if we ever do hairdressing, you get the brush

Now this is getting way too kinky for me

 

[MichaelinChina]

Go away, you're way too kinky for me

Damn, I wonder if I can get a refund on all this SM gear I bought.

 

[37_ttej]

Damn, I wonder if I can get a refund on all this OD gear I bought.

Hey, at least you're not a Belieber!

*you're not are you?*