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[Hornblende]

Oh come now! Cuckolding and masochism aren't just for when you're bored!

I've obviously lived a sheltered life!

 

[37_ttej]

*coughs*

I've obviously got a sheltered wife!

*coughs at that too*

 

[Hornblende]

I have a cockatoo

Most people only have one

 

[37_ttej]

Most people can't handle your puns

Alas, it's true. My daughters often bemoan their quality.

 

[MichaelinChina]

A glass of water will do, as long as it's good quality.

Want some good quality Scotch with it?

 

[LWulf]

Want some good quality butterscotch?

Is there any other kind?

 

[Hornblende]

Is there any point to humankind?

Wow, now we're into philosophical territory...

 

[TomBoner]

Is there a cunt flavored kind kind?

What the hell would cunt flavored butterscotch taste like?

 

[LWulf]

Wow, now we're into Indian territory...

Best walk softly, paleface.

Why the hell would you flavor buttered rolls over scones, with tea?

I guess I'm a weird kinda person

 

[MichaelinChina]

Best walk softly, paleface.



Yes, I'm a really kind person

I find that very hard to believe!

 

[LWulf]

I find it very hard to believe anything!

There's a word for people like that...

 

[MichaelinChina]

There were people on that...

Yes, and now the boat's sunk, there aren't!

 

[LWulf]

Yes, and now the boat's sunk, was that your fault?

How was I to know that bilge pumps could work in reverse?

 

[Hornblende]

How was I to know that breast pumps could work in reverse?

That sounds like an alarming prospect for women...

 

[barefootgirl69]

That sounds like an amazing prospect for women...

Yes, a veritable plethora of men to choose from!

 

[Callmetim]

Yes, a veritable plethora of scotches to choose from!

Please clear my calendar; I'm going to be here a while.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Please clear my desktop; I'm going to be here a while.

Oh, that's music to my ears!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, fax music to my ears!

Does anyone still have a fax machine?

 

[LWulf]

Does anyone have a spanking machine?

Feeling a little bit flagellistic today?

 

[wildebird]

Feeling a little bit flatulistic today?

I expect to hear flatulism jokes from my 7th graders, but, here? Really?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I expect to hear sexual sounds coming from my 7th graders, but, here? Really?

Well, this IS lit and all....but I can be quieter if it'll make you feel better....

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well, I can feel your slit is getting wetter, and if I am quiet, I will slip my hard prick in it to make you feel better....

That must make a few women wet, right?

 

[LWulf]

That must make a few women pissed off, right?

Well, what did you say to them this time?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Well, what did you say to them this time to excite them, so I can learn from you?

Buy my book! It's soon to be available in all good sex shops near you!

 

[LWulf]

Buy me a book! One that's available in all good sex shops would do!

Uh, I think that's enabling an already overboard addition.