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[wildebird]

Don't hurry; I've found here everybody does!

Don't worry, my friend...I'll take it nice and slow!

 

[MichaelinChina]

No Ben..I'll fake it like I always do!

I do love honesty in a relationship.

 

[Callmetim]

Relationships are built on honesty and love.

Those that build on honesty and love would be welcome; those that choose to bury them should seek to become the former.

 

[Little_Sister]

Those that build on honesty and love would be welcome; those that choose to bury them should seek to become a farmer.

Why a farmer? What do you have against tractors?

 

[Callmetim]

Why a framer? What do you have against protractors?

I don't know, something just doesn't measure up.

 

[Little_Sister]

I don't know, I just don't measure up.

Remember 6 is the average. That means half of men are shorter than that. It's ok. ((hugs))

 

[Hornblende]

Remember 6' is the average. That means half of men are shorter than me. It's ok. ((hugs))

Ooh, look at you, tall Sister

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Ooh, look at you, dirty Sister

Stand up and put some clothes on!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Stand up and put the TV on!

Can't you get a remote like everyone else?

 

[wildebird]

Can't you get a goatee like everyone else?

Where I live, men either have full-fledged Amish beards, or are clean shaven.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Where I live, men are fully-fledged raving lunatics.

Must be a rather edgy, dangerous place to live then?

 

[Callmetim]

Must be a rather edgy, dangerous place to work then?

Here at the poisonous knife factory, the work is somewhat dangerous, but makes great hazard pay.

 

[Hornblende]

Here at the pointless knife factory, the work is somewhat dangerous, but makes great hazard pay.

Doesn't sound very hazardous to me

 

[Little_Sister]

Sex doesn't sound very hazardous to me

It can be if you do it right

 

[Hornblende]

I can come before you if you do it right

I'm a gentleman - the woman always comes first. Usually second and third too

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm a God - the woman always comes first, second and third too

Yes, yes you are a God if you can do that.

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, yes you are a Flying Spaghetti Monster if you can do that.

Fixed that for you, incorporating my sincerely held beliefs.

 

[Little_Sister]

Branding you to incorporate my sincerely held beliefs.

Holy shit that hurt. What does the X stand for?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Holy shit - such a clever idea to put the "X" there to mark the treasure spot!

You know what? I think I'd have found that spot without the "X" being there....

 

[Callmetim]

You know what? I think I'd have found that damned spot without the "out!" being there....

What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?

 

[37_ttej]

What need we fear who did it, when none can call our power to account?

Ah, the secret elevator farter...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good to see you Jett!

Ah, the secret elevator to the penthouse...

Glad you found it! Come on up!

 

[37_ttej]

Glad you found it! Now ease it in gently!

I am a cunning solver of mysteries.

* Hiya BFG I owe you a PM. *

 

[barefootgirl69]

I am a cunning perpetrator of mysteries.

I knew I would have a good use for these handcuffs!


*Yes. Yes, you do! *

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

*Yes. Yes, I do! *[/QUOTE]

Somehow I knew you would BFG. Ha ha ha