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[lakesailer_mi]

You did have me for a while!

I know, and it was magnificent.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Have you ever seen The Magnificent Seven?

Is that what you've named him???

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Seriously, you've named him???

um...isn't that normal?

 

[barefootgirl69]

um...How can you read these stories at work and act like normal?

Maybe you should only view Lit after work...just saying.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Maybe you should only view Lit with me, just saying.

Will you hold my hand and show me the way?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will you hold me with your hand and show me the how?

Of course I will!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Of course you are in my Will!

Oh ... and what are you going to leave to me?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Oh ... and what are you going to weave to me?

I could use a nice throw.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I would do her now too.

OK off you go, have fun!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

OK I'll Let you have her tohave fun!

I'm sure your up for it.

 

[MichaelinChina]

My jaw won't take it.

I know, cunnilingus is often tiring but she loves it when you do it to her.

 

[37_ttej]

I know, cunning linguistics is often tiring but she loves it when you speak 'Australian' to her.

Hey, Shazza! Wanna root?

Ah, the language of romance ...

 

[Hornblende]

Hey, Shazza! Wanna root?

Ah, the language of my pants ...

Your pants can talk?! I shall alert the media

 

[37_ttej]

Your pandas can talk?! I shall alert the media

It took years of effort and tons of bamboo, but it was worth it.

 

[Hornblende]

It took tears, effort and hours on the 'loo, but it was worth it.

(*Hands over ears*) I'm not listening. I don't want to hear any more details

 

[37_ttej]

LOL.

Put your hands over your head. I'm not kidding. I don't want to hear any more comments.

Is that a gun in your pants, HB!?

 

[Hornblende]

LOL.



Have you cum in your pants, HB!?

Er, well, you see, I was just *talking* to my woman...

 

[37_ttej]

Er, well, you see, I was just talking to this 'woman' ...

Samantha, was it?

 

[Hornblende]

A dancer, was it?

(Cross-reference to a Limerick, Jett? nice )

Well, she was 'dancing' if you like to call it that...

 

[37_ttej]

Well, she was outstanding, I'll give her that...

Um, we are still talking about dancing, right?

 

[Hornblende]

Um, we are still talking about dating, right?

Jett, go to bed! I've told you before, I'm celibate

 

[Little_Sister]

Sister, get in my bed! I've told you before, I'm horny

Are you going to smack my ass and pull my hair again?

 

[awired50]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjFBsnymx_A

 

[Hornblende]

Are you going to smack my ass and pull me around by my hair again?

I am. To start with.

 

[37_ttej]

I aim to start in fifth.

LOL. Forget starting slow, HB's going straight to overdrive!