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[Hornblende]

Psst. Pretty sure you mean your wrist is pregnant.

Well, I've heard of some scary masturbation myths but this is ridiculous...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Psst. Pretty sure you mean your well endowed.

Some have said that yes! The ones I "cuddle" with!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well, I've heard of some scary ghost sex myths but this is ridiculous...

Really two ghosts fucked you???

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, I've heard of some scary masturbation myths but this gets me hard...

Prove it Brit

Some have said that yes! The ones I have anal with!

Yep that is true. Cocks always feel bigger in the tush.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Prove it Brit



Yep that is true. Cucumbers always feel bigger in the tush.

Your green grocer would be proud!

 

[Little_Sister]

Your green vibe would be neglected !

No way! I love him so much that would never happen unless he runs out of batteries.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

No way! I love him so much that would never happen unless he runs out of erections.

All you think about me is my cock when it is hard!

 

[Little_Sister]

All you think about is my cock!

#truth #sizematters #showmethegoods

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I'll get my hose and put it out!

 

[Little_Sister]

I'll get my hose and pee it out!

Ewww!!! I don't want to see that!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ohhhhh!!! I want to fuck that!!

I'm hoping you're talking to me!

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm hoping you're stalking me!

*pokes head out of the bushes* Who me?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Put your head right here in my bush. Please me!

As you wish!

 

[wildebird]

Well, thank you...they need to be well cooked; none of that raw sushi for me!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well, thank you...they need to be well hung! none of that little stuff for me!

Oh a size queen then!

 

[wildebird]

Oh, I squeeze those men!

I expected you to be fondling the ladies!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh a queen song then!

I'm fond of Fat Bottom Girls, but most would listen to Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[wildebird]

I'm fond of Fat Bottom Girls; must we listen to Bohemian Rhapsody?

I'm with you; Queen is just a little too weird for me.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm just a little too weird for most.

That's OK, I like you anyway.

 

[wildebird]

That's OK, I like you in lingerie.

Oh, thanks...I was hoping to be enticing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I was hoping to be enticing a lot of men tonight.

I suspect you will have no problem.

 

[wildebird]

I suspect Professor Plum in the ballroom.

With the lead pipe, right?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fuck me with the lead pipe, OK?

I am an open minded guy, but I have some other suggestions for this.

 

[wildebird]

I have an open fly; do you have some suggestions for this?

For my first grade students, I usually suggest zipping...do you have something else in mind?

 

[MichaelinChina]

First, I want to unzip you, then show you what's on my mind!

mmmmmmmmmm Oh, I can't wait!