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[lakesailer_mi]

Hmmm...I'd like to see your balls to check that there are a total of two.

Are you implying he's short of balls?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Are you trying to fortify your hall?

Yes, I heard a rumour we might be invaded.

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, I heard a rumour I might be invalided.

Have you been getting threats from the triads?

 

[Little_Sister]

Have you been getting threats from the other posters?

How did you know??

 

[Hornblende]

How do you blow??

I think (generally speaking) you're supposed to suck...

 

[Little_Sister]

I think (generally speaking) you're supposed to lick...

Can I practice on you?

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Can I practice on you?

Oh my...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Oh my eye I shot a load right in it!.

You gotta watch your aim!

 

[Little_Sister]

You gotta watch your teeth!

Looks like someone is getting a bad BJ

 

[wildebird]

Looks like someone is petting a bad Pekingese

Those little fluffy dogs are the worst, in terms of personality.

 

[37_ttej]

Those little floppy dicks are the worst, in terms of fuckability.

Hey, no impugning my manhood!

(Alas, it may be true ... )

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, I'm infatuated with my manhood!
(Alas, it may be true ... )

After reading the Limerick, I can understand why!

 

[MichaelinChina]

People from Limerick; I can't understand them!

Is it the Irish accent?

 

[Little_Sister]

Is that a Texas accent?

Boy howdy, it sure as shit is.

 

[37_ttej]

Shit, it sure as howdy boy is.

Yoda is definately not Texan.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm definately not Texan.

I noticed but I forgive you.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I am not about to forgive you.

Please make up your mind!

 

[TomBoner]

Please make your bed!

You really most guys are trying to mess up her bed?!?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Who's trying to mess with her head?!?

Not me, I swear!

 

[Little_Sister]

Not me, I'm straight

Kisses dont count, come here

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Kisses dont count, cum right here *points at face*

As you wish, milady.

 

[Little_Sister]

As you wish, milady. What can I buy you?

Oh Lakey, you are the bestest sugar daddy ever!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh Lakey, you are the bestest daddy ever!! I'll do whatever you want.

I know you will, little girl, lie back and please daddy.

 

[Little_Sister]

I know you will, little girl, lie back and daddy please you .

Mmmm. Do you want me to get naked or do you want to undress me?

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Mmmm. Do you want me to get naked or do you want to undress me?

I will if you'd like me to, Sis...