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[Little_Sister]

I'm not sure you will be able to resist my smooth sophisticated balls

What makes your balls so sophisticated??

 

[Hornblende]

What makes your balls so moisturised??

Careful application of unguents after shaving

 

[Little_Sister]

Careful application of peanut butter after shaving

Where are you from? I have never heard the word unguents before. I had to google it

Peanut butter?! For who your dog?!

 

[Hornblende]

Where are you from? I have never heard the word unguents before. I had to google it

Here's a clue

Can I swap Peanut butter for your dog?!

I don't have a dog. I have a cat. And I hate peanuts

 

[Little_Sister]

I don't have a cock. I have a pussy. And I hate peanuts

No need to get snippy. Pussy is good too.

 

[Hornblende]

No need to get fussy. Pussy is good too.

I couldn't agree more. I love my pussy. Hang on, what am I saying?

 

[Little_Sister]

I couldn't agree more. I love my pussy. Hang on, I'm petting her now

There is a thread for that around here somewhere...

 

[Hornblende]

There is a thread for absolutely anything around here somewhere...

Well that's something we can definitely agree on. I see you subscribe to the Hairy Goat pictures thread?

 

[Little_Sister]

Well that's something we can definitely agree on. I see you started a Hairy Goats having sex thread?

Well it was to Munky and it seemed fitting at the time.

 

[Hornblende]

Well I was horny and it felt fleecy at the time.

Hey, who am I to judge. Whatever floats your goat

(Sleep time, g'night, enjoyed the duel!)

 

[wildebird]

Hay, coated with fudge! THIS will excite my goat!

I have found that MY goats get excited by spring weather, and green leaves...

 

[37_ttej]

I have found that MY ghosts don't get excited by spring weather, and green leaves...

No doubt they prefer gloomy winter evenings.

 

[wildebird]

No way; who wears bloomers on winter evenings?

I'm with you; a little satin lingerie and a warm blanket are just the thing.

 

[37_ttej]

Move over you; my little satin lingerie under that blanket will soon warm your thing.

It's fine in Vermont at this time of year: all that snow.

 

[wildebird]

haha - you Aussies are having barbies now, right?

It's fine if you want this kind of gear...he'll be blown away!

I was concerned the cuffs might be a bit much.

 

[37_ttej]

I was concerned up your duff might be a bit much.

You assumed correctly!

*You also correctly assumed about us having barbies. The sort on trolleys with gas burners. Us macho Aussie blokes don't play with dolls. OK, well not often. Not every weekend anyway ... *

 

[Little_Sister]

You pegged me correctly!

Thanks. It was my first time so I wasnt sure I was doing it right?

 

[BurningMonkey]

This is my first time, so I want to make sure I do it right.

Just relax; I'll be gentle.

 

[TomBoner]

Just lay back; I'll pound you firm and hard.

You would do that to your little sister?!?

 

[BurningMonkey]

She gave you blisters?!?

That girl is HOT, I tell you...

 

[Little_Sister]

That wax is HOT, I tell you...

The best sex always ends in the ER but 3rd degree burns are never fun.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I can't do sex in the ER any more; this is the 3rd time they caught me. They're no fun.

Some folks are just so serious, the can't appreciate.

 

[Little_Sister]

Some cops are just so serious, they can't appreciate a good spanking.

I need to hear this story!!!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I need a beer; pass me a forty.

Under the viaduct again, I see...

 

[Little_Sister]

Under duress, I gave up vagina again, for lent...

That sucks. Does that mean the tush is still on the table?