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[37_ttej]

I love when you're a horsey!

Ssh! Don't tell everyone about our little role play games!

 

[wildebird]

Ssh! Don't tell anyone about my little solo sex games!

Your secret is safe with me, Jett.

 

[Lia Monde]

Your heart is never safe with me.

Always sweeping them off their feet.

 

[Hornblende]

Always sweeping them onto their backs!

OK, I'm lying on my back waiting!

 

[BurningMonkey]

OK, I'm lying through my teeth waiting!

I never considered you dishonest, Hornblende.

 

[Hornblende]

I never considered you disrobed, Hornblende.

Well I would hope not, Monkey-man! (and welcome back from wherever you've been)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well I would hop on, Monkey-man!

That's a bit mean, don't you think?

 

[Hornblende]

I should be Queen, don't you think?

I don't think there's a vacancy at the moment

 

[37_ttej]

I don't think there's a vacancy at the motel

Every room full of Litsters I don't doubt.

 

[wildebird]

I think that a wait-and-see approach is appropriate.

I prefer going with the heat of the moment...but your method is less risky, for sure!

 

[37_ttej]

I prefer pulling out in the heat of the moment...but your method is less risky, for sure!

Really!? Cling wrap and a rubber band!?

 

[wildebird]

Ever roomed with a Litster? What fun!

I don't post about those escapades publicly!

 

[wildebird]

*spurted out my wine at this ^^^

Did you really sing "rap" with that blues club band?

Hey, I'll sing with anyone that will listen to me!

 

[37_ttej]

Hey, I'll swing with anyone that will listen to me!

I'm guessing you suddenly have a lot of friends!

 

[wildebird]

I'm blushing 'cause I have so many sexy "friends"!

No need to be flustered; just go with the flow and enjoy the moment!

 

[Hornblende]

You need to be fellated - just go with the flow and enjoy the moment!

What a generous and giving person you are!

 

[FantasySlut]

What a generous and giving person I am!

Why yes, yes you are ... Ive seen those pics

 

[Hornblende]

Why yes, yes, yes ... can we take some pics together?

We may need a photographer with some, er, spare hands

 

[FantasySlut]

We may need a photographer. Let me ask numi

How did you know I was thinking of her

 

[Hornblende]

How did you know I was thinking of her lingerie

Perhaps because it preoccupies me for much of the time too!

 

[FantasySlut]

Perhaps because her panties make my, ummmm.....feel good for much of the time too!

You dirty ole man

 

[Hornblende]

You Tarzan, me Jane

OK, I can do role-play as well

 

[FantasySlut]

OK, I can roll in the hay as well

$how met your cowboy ways

 

[Hornblende]

$how met your cowboy thighs

Well, I can start with the thighs

 

[TomBoner]

Well, I can start with my wee-wee

Not the best thing to start with me thinks.