Eating pussy, glasses or no glasses?

[KeithD]

I have a bit of a glasses fetish so I say YES to glasses, but I agree with KeithD that they should be incorporated in the plot somehow. Are they reading glasses? Perhaps they are helpful so the "eating" partner can see the pussy better. Perhaps the frames could be used to tickle the partner's pussy or inner thighs, or even inserted. Squirting on the glasses sounds like a great idea.

Unlesss the glasses are going to figure erotically somehow in the encounter, however, I'd leave them out.

I'd want it to have more to do with the plotline than this. At least incorporating something like LoriH mentioned. The guy meeting someone at the door with his glasses taped up, the guest mentioning the mended glasses and saying he thought the guy had gotten them fixed, with the guy sheepishly saying he had but they got broken again, with them then going on with their business. Then later, have them broken yet again in sex as LoriH mentioned. Give the reader something to "A Ha" over.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'd want it to have more to do with the plotline than this. At least incorporating something like LoriH mentioned. The guy meeting someone at the door with his glasses taped up, the guest mentioning the mended glasses and saying he thought the guy had gotten them fixed, with the guy sheepishly saying he had but they got broken again, with them then going on with their business. Then later, have them broken yet again in sex as LoriH mentioned. Give the reader something to "A Ha" over.

Great ideas. I agree.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

A lady of my acquaintance has been known to embark on oral explorations with glasses in place, get her bearings as she gets going with tongue and lips, and then lift herself up to remove her glasses and give a wicked grin before diving in with gusto.

I also note that "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me" is considered too long for a Literotica story title. Removing the words 'and' and 'that' probably ruined people's recognition of the phrase, which may explain why my story including the subject got my lowest ever rating. I'm not saying it's great, but it wasn't that bad!

 

[SimonDoom]

I have no issues with wearing my glasses while having my pussy eaten.

I'm sure your partner won't have any issues, either, because you look very nice in glasses.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I have a bit of a glasses fetish so I say YES to glasses...

"Golly," said Suzie, "Simon kept that one a secret."

"No he didn't," said Mom.

"Funny, I didn't know you were a librarian."

"Only downstairs."

 

[Bramblethorn]

How about a monocle instead. Less chances of getting crunched and really you only need one eye open to find the right...territory!

If you're wearing a monocle you have to wear a top-hat as well. Them's the rules.

 

[KeithD]

If you're wearing a monocle you have to wear a top-hat as well. Them's the rules.

And carry a cane, which can prove very useful.

 

[gordo12]

If you're wearing a monocle you have to wear a top-hat as well. Them's the rules.

And carry a cane, which can prove very useful.

As long as I don't have to do the bushy eyebrow wink! I hate the bushy eyebrow wink

https://media.tenor.com/images/1e6c88e1c3c31dedcdb4dca57c496242/tenor.gif

 

[mynameisben]

If you're wearing a monocle you have to wear a top-hat as well. Them's the rules.

And carry a cane, which can prove very useful.

Every woman's fantasy. To be eaten out by Mr. Peanut.

 

[gordo12]

Every woman's fantasy. To be eaten out by Mr. Peanut.

You took the time to do a poll about that? Admirable!

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Every woman's fantasy. To be eaten out by Mr. Peanut.

Unless she's allergic, because hives down there would be an absolute bitch.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Unless she's allergic, because hives down there would be an absolute bitch.

Bees now, Belle? Who knew there was so much room?

 

[gordo12]

Bees now, Belle? Who knew there was so much room?

Why not? We all want the honey when they cum

 

[ElectricBlue]

Why not? We all want the honey when they cum

Wait, are we still talking about bees?

How would you know when a bee came? Does their buzz shift frequency, or what?

Also, I've never seen a bee wearing glasses (grammar might be a little ambiguous there ).

 

[gordo12]

Wait, are we still talking about bees?

How would you know when a bee came? Does their buzz shift frequency, or what?

Also, I've never seen a bee wearing glasses (grammar might be a little ambiguous there ).

Bee Whisperer

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/29/article-2709720-2019183A00000578-851_634x433.jpg

 

[SimonDoom]

Bee Whisperer

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/29/article-2709720-2019183A00000578-851_634x433.jpg

I like bees. Bees are good. But that's totally fucked up.

 

[eroticstoryspinner]

I want to thank everyone for responding. The glasses were part of the reason why a twenty something accountant was still a virgin. From the first draft of Office Servitude which is my entry in the upcoming office story collection: Note this is the by definition shitty first draft:

"None? Are you telling me that you're a virgin?"

“Well...pretty much. I had a boy finger me freshman year of college.”

“ Looking at your trim body and silky red hair I find it hard to believe that a finger is all that got between your legs. I love your tits with the big aurelas, 36 Ds? And the freckles running down your body. Surely someone?”

“No domina. I spent all my time in school or working to put myself through school. I didn’t have money for clothes or makeup, or...”

“Glasses frames. You know in the military, those frames are called BCGs.”

‘Yes domina, Birth Control Glasses.

 

[Javahead]

If you're wearing a monocle you have to wear a top-hat as well. Them's the rules.

So you have a Mr. Peanut fetish? Kinky!

 

[Rollinbones]

True story. 1998. The first time i ever tasted arse. I was living in a far western oz community where it was particularly warm and discovered that being young and living in a home with air-conditioning was a sure fire pick up with the local nurses whose accommodation was not so furnished.

Cue ushering said lovely into chilled bedroom, hastily unfastening clothes and dumping her on the bed to take a big lick right at the nasty business but my glasses got so fogged up from coming into the chilled room from the warm outside that my lick took a far to experimental journey south.

Hmmm... Her appreciation aside, it was not a repeatable venture.

 

[jsmiam]

I have a story ... ...Any one care to share their experiences?

Glasses fetishist story, yes.

Any other genre, no.

 

[GuessImJamie]

“Glasses frames. You know in the military, those frames are called BCGs..."

Before PC they were called "RPGs" # Prevention #

If you're wearing a monocle you have to wear a top-hat as well. Them's the rules.

Or one of those German/Prussian helmets with the spike on top,

Hmmm. I wonder... What rubbery or silicone thing we could cover the spike with. For safety I mean.

 

[LexxRuthless]

“Glasses frames. You know in the military, those frames are called BCGs.”

‘Yes domina, Birth Control Glasses.

In the Navy, we referred to the boot-camp issued glasses as "BCDs" -- Birth Control Devices.

https://bootcamp4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/BCGs.jpg

Those suckers do not make anyone look good.

 

[Handley_Page]

I think is might be regarded as a Health Risk (and require a few dozen Forms. . .).
As she closes her leg in a spasm of passion, the outer edge of the glasses might get dug in to her thighs. I understand there are a few good-sized blood vessels round there. Conclusion - no glasses.

It reminds me of the old one about seeing a pal with his hand in plaster (or at least well-wrapped). Upon being asked the nature of the injury, the conventional replay was often: "She closed her legs."

 

[wildfuncouple]

I have a story I am working on where the protagonist wears glasses and about to eat her first pussy. All the times that I have dined at the Y I took my glasses off. Thinking about leaving hers on and trying to imagine the experience. I keep coming up the lenses getting messing and the frames poking her bosses inner thighs. Any one care to share their experiences?

no glasses for sure

 

[dp4shelly]

Oh for fuck sake!

Oh for fuck sake! Take the glasses off. If someone went down on me with glasses on it would be a major pain in the glass. Unless your story is about an idiot that is trying to make sex uncomfortable then there can be no glasses while munching pussy.