Earth Day Contest Support Thread

[Joseki Ko]

Origionally posted by Rumple Foreskin

Trolls can be the best friend of contenders for last place dis-honors. My problem is, having just come off the New list with a score of 4.28 on only 18 votes and 2200 views, it looks like I'm doomed to being mired in a morass of mediocity.

Maybe we a contest for fewest views and votes. Then I'd be a contender.

Gloom, dispair and agony on me.

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I feel you pain Rump. Lets hope our next stories fail even better.

And Cookie Jar, I'll get you at recess :-]

 

[cookiejar]

Origionally posted by Rumple Foreskin

Trolls can be the best friend of contenders for last place dis-honors. My problem is, having just come off the New list with a score of 4.28 on only 18 votes and 2200 views, it looks like I'm doomed to being mired in a morass of mediocity.

Maybe we a contest for fewest views and votes. Then I'd be a contender.

Gloom, dispair and agony on me.

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I feel you pain Rump. Lets hope our next stories fail even better.

And Cookie Jar, I'll get you at recess :-]

Is that a promise?

 

[oggbashan]

Regrets

I should have entered my latest story 'Trapped' in the contest.

It was written for a specific Yahoo adult group for their specialist fetish. They don't like it either because it isn't explicit enough.

Why didn't I put it in for Earth Day? Because it has nothing to do with Earth Day. So? - that would have made it a great contender for last place.

Og (kicking himself. Back to the next story - the one with NO SEX)

 

[solus]

My earth day story has been accepted , no sex... not much of anything else, but it's only 830 words..ish, it's called Rhubarb & Horseshit, remember to vote if you make it to the bottom of the page without hitting the back button

 

[oggbashan]

The Stinker...

...has been submitted.

Watch out for 'Ancient Liberties'. No sex. No excitement. It IS a story but a Lit story?

Og

 

[Joseki Ko]

Arrrgh NO!

Not a story with no sex. Quick wheres my five vote!

LOL good luck og, Piggytails has climed to over three so you may have a chance.

 

[damppanties]

The votes have been cleared. My story has climbed up some.

 

[cookiejar]

I intend on reading more and voting but the story board seems to be messed up. Have a good day peoples.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

THIS IS A WARNING!

BEWARE!

In accordance with a somewhat obscure sub-clause in the Geneva convention on the mis-treatment of readers, I am hereby officially warning one and all that my latest assault on good taste and English literary HANDLING THINGS IN CENTRAL PARK has just been posted as my second entry into the Earth Day Contest.

Pay no attention to the kind words left on the public comments board by Cookiejar. Would-be readers, lured on by hints the story may have some bases in fact, are advised to proceed with caution, a good antacid, and a strong antidote.

Just another fine service of No Hope Enterprises

Rumple Foreskin, prop.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: THIS IS A WARNING!

BEWARE!

In accordance with a somewhat obscure sub-clause in the Geneva convention on the mis-treatment of readers, I am hereby officially warning one and all that my latest assault on good taste and English literary HANDLING THINGS IN CENTRAL PARK has just been posted as my second entry into the Earth Day Contest.

Pay no attention to the kind words left on the public comments board by Cookiejar. Would-be readers, lured on by hints the story may have some bases in fact, are advised to proceed with caution, a good antacid, and a strong antidote.

Just another fine service of No Hope Enterprises

Rumple Foreskin, prop.

RF is it just my computer or are some of the stories only half posted? I just got feedback asking where the rest of my story is. I just checked yours and there's no way to vote and the comment section is gone.

 

[Guest]

this could be due to the techincal difficulties that are mentioned on the home page of Lit today

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: THIS IS A WARNING!

RF is it just my computer or are some of the stories only half posted? I just got feedback asking where the rest of my story is. I just checked yours and there's no way to vote and the comment section is gone.

CJ,

Everything seems to be working right, at least by my computer's standards. Every story I checked had vote capability and public comments. You might try again. If things are the same, reboot and check it out. If the old status is still quo, PM Laurel or Manu.

RF

 

[cookiejar]

this could be due to the techincal difficulties that are mentioned on the home page of Lit today

Ty Elizabeth, I see that now.

RF...I would have thought it was my computer but as I say i got an email saying my story was incomplete.

 

[SpecialK]

I read your story, Rumple. I liked it.

*HUGS*
K

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Earth Day

Making mud pies and waving "Hi"

"It's an Earth thing."...lol

 

[magichandslee]

[I'm busy writing my stinker to knock Joseki Ko off that coveted bottom place. My secret weapon? NO SEX.]

No SEX?? I don't know if I could. Well sure I can! LoL.

Wow I am in the top 10 and didn't even write it. Ted would have been tickled, I know he would. Maybe I should have fixed the typo, I saw it, but somehow I didn't have it in me to change a word.

Lee

 

[oggbashan]

Sabotage!

My stinker 'Ancient Liberties' is up.

But even without sex it is rated at 4.00.

The trolls must have changed tack and worked out that I wanted to come last.

B****R!

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but strange as it may seem, NO SEX doesn't insure a story becomes a contender for last place dishonors. Cookiejar is no doubt weeping and wailing in frustration as her no sex letter is among the top vote getters. And in the last contest, my Non-Erotic combat related story was a contender until the last few days of the contest. Sorry.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cookiejar]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but strange as it may seem, NO SEX doesn't insure a story becomes a contender for last place dishonors. Cookiejar is no doubt weeping and wailing in frustration as her no sex letter is among the top vote getters. And in the last contest, my Non-Erotic combat related story was a contender until the last few days of the contest. Sorry.

Rumple Foreskin

Ahhhh tis true. I should have put my new story outside and submitted it. Now that would get the bottom.

Truly, I want to thank everyone who voted for "Farewell Letter." It was written about my great grandfather and many parts of it aren't fiction.

Cookie

 

[damppanties]

It was written about my great grandfather and many parts of it aren't fiction.

Cookie

That makes it even more special.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

OGG~

DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A STINKER...

I gave it a 5 for a couple reasons...ooopps
Loved the planting of the acorn...woohoo
Gonna be some hard woody...thats kinda
sexual...he he he

And The Furries Revenge...wow.
(Erotica_Writing)...I liked this one.

I'll go out on a limb and name my Fav's.

Farewell Letters (Endearing)
The Furries Revenge (rivoting)
Natural Tease (smile)
Hawk and a Dove (yes this is mine but I love it)
Earth Day with the gods (In depth research Im sure)
Hedgehog fued (was cute)
The Honeymoon (ok...sticks in my mind?)


Shipwrecked ...(nice)
(with a little more this one could of rocked)

Now my personal opinion of course
But the dr...and joseki ko and oggbashan
have the YIN-YANG going
one story good and another well...he he he
must be the competition for last place...
I didn't vote on. smiles.
Of course (Me Too) I can tell by the votes.
Assignment: Earth Day 2004 ...didn't go so well..lol


Gonna go read some more...
(If you want me to read one in particular...
let me know (~_*) There's a lot to read.)

 

[SpecialK]

Pick mine, pick mine! "Pussy Willow"

Lately it seems to not be moving at all in votes. *sigh* I've had over 11,000 views, but the votes have remained quite stagnant for the last few days. I received no votes almost the whole time my story was on the bottom of the list a few days ago. Today I seem to have received a few.

*HUGS*
K

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Pussy Willow~

Intrigued~
04/08/04 by My Erotic Tail in Texas
I want to be willowed, lol. Erotic all the
way and an original idea. Enjoyed your tale.(~.*)

High ^5~

....(0)...(0)
.....( * * )
.......( O )

literary,...Art (~_*)

 

[SpecialK]

Thanks for reading My Erotic Tail!

*HUGS*
K

 

[Guest]

sick and tired....

so I head off this morning noting the score on my story Earth Day with the Gods... still respectable...

I come home and find out that it has dropped .10 with only TWO additional votes... and we all know what that means

warning, warning warning, vent and rant in progress
to the one or ones that have decided that cheating and lowballing stories is the way to go to winning this contest... go screw yourself... i am sick to death of checking my rating on that particular story and seeing it tanked because someone wants to win that badly... i feel so badly for Laurel right now knowing that she has had to taken to monitoring the votes for all of the Earth Day stories because some jackasses cannot simply play and play with honor and integrity... oh no they have to go in and continually over and over tank stories in hopes that their story wins instead of just letting the stories win on their own merit.... to the ones that are just mean SMALL little people... go find a hobby and stop being low down, dirty scum sucking leeches that have no other way of winning then to purposely cheat and harm others

sighs reading the rant/vent

sorry to the others