Drama ploys and their obvious queens of attention

[QuickDuck]

Ok so its silly, but i always wanted to start a paralell thread.

i guess i could be a queen.... i do look good in a skirt

I have loverly knees you see

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[Laurel]

I love drama ploys. And queens of attention.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm sorry I thought this was a Glam thread.

Carry on! Hey! Nice knees.

 

[QuickDuck]

there are no pictures here and never will be..... unless you buy me dinner first.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[red_rose]

there are no pictures here and never will be..... unless you buy me dinner first.

/wave
QuickDuck

I'll mail you a meal replacement shake.

Now get naked.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

i guess i could be a queen.... i do look good in a skirt

Stockings are a must on a man in a skirt..... bend over sweetie and let my sprapon entertain you.

 

[QuickDuck]

I'll mail you a meal replacement shake.

Now get naked.

Doh my hand was called.

ok red_rose, i have changed my av just for you..... although you have probably seen it before

 

[red_rose]

Your naughty bits look surprisingly like a beanie baby.

Quackers, I presume?

 

[QuickDuck]

Your naughty bits look surprisingly like a beanie baby.

Quackers, I presume?

it was a terrible accident at birth, but i have learnt to live with my disability

 

[red_rose]

It's cool. I can see bellybutton. That makes me smile.

(I think you need a new naked av, though. Spice things up a bit. lol)

 

[QuickDuck]

It's cool. I can see bellybutton. That makes me smile.

(I think you need a new naked av, though. Spice things up a bit. lol)

hehe i did "drop the duck" for my 1000th post.

hmmmm and i just found the picture...... you want me to post it again?

 

[red_rose]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[QuickDuck]

*sigh* ok.... just for you my dear, i am dropping the duck.....

 

[red_rose]

We are not amused.



Nice socks.

 

[QuickDuck]

We are not amused.



Nice socks.

oh you are too.

you smiled..... i can tell

well actually my duck can tell and he told me

If you smiled, then once again i have used my powers of bad humour for good and not evil.

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[QuickDuck]

oh and i love my bright orange socks.... they look great when i am wandering around the office without my shoes... sticking out the bottom of my black pants

yes. management roll their eyes at me, but they live with it

 

[red_rose]

I feel robbed!

There wasn't even any belly button in that pic!!

Fine, I smiled. Whatver. LOL

 

[glamorilla]

You better be called "QuickDuck" becouse of your wit.

 

[QuickDuck]

Fine, I smiled. Whatver. LOL

good

 

[QuickDuck]

You better be called "QuickDuck" becouse of your wit.

well a female friend of mine told me that quite often, women only wanted a "quick duck".

"a-ha!" i thought, "so thats what i have to do in order to be wanted by women".

So far though..... all i have attracted is two female ducks, and a very confused chicken

 

[red_rose]

ROFLMAO!