Does anyone here masturbate?

[subdued_passion]

In public?

 

[Wrong Element]

Only in Chat.


When are they going to get that working again, anyway?

 

[Adre]

Just the one time I was arrested.

 

[subdued_passion]

Only in Chat.


When are they going to get that working again, anyway?

You chat in public?

Just the one time I was arrested.

Was that before or after?

 

[Adre]

Was that before or after?

Strangely enough, during.

 

[Image13]

Yes with company recently its been fun.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I matriculate the ball down the field.

 

[subdued_passion]

Strangely enough, during.

Cuff on or off?

 

[subdued_passion]

I matriculate the ball down the field.

Ask Laurel to move your post to this thread.

 

[pink]

ummmmm no.

 

[subdued_passion]

ummmmm no.

You mean, Mmmmmmmm yes.

 

[bill4672]

That may be easier for women to do than men. I have not. I would be too nervous to actually do anything.

 

[Saint Peter]

Only when I am driving the ice cream truck.

 

[Not Normal]

Nope.

 

[Beco]

In public?

Not yet, but one has to have goals....

 

[parodyluvr75]

Only when I am driving the ice cream truck.

You're that guy that delivers my ice cream and never wears pants aren't you?

 

[CarnivalBarker]

In public?

Since that could result in you being a registered sex offender, I would REALLY advise against it...

 

[Saint Peter]

You're that guy that delivers my ice cream and never wears pants aren't you?

:sprinkles:

 

[neci]

it's been a while.

 

[parodyluvr75]

:sprinkles:

:cherry:

 

[pink]

You mean, Mmmmmmmm yes.

UMMMMMM noooooo. I really mean ummmmmm no. I don't get the big deal.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Doctor! Doctor! My cock has turned bright orange!
My god, man! What have you been doing?
Nothing, Doc, I swear! I was just eating Cheetos and skype-ing with Subdued Passion!

 

[bronzeage]

Public masturbation is one of those strange things.

If one does it for pleasure, one is a pervert and likely to be arrested.

If one does it and charges the crowd to watch, one is an artist and likely to be on the cover of Time magazine.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Does it count if it is a public forum.

 

[pete]

i done it once, it was cool.
but that moment passed